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Followers
370
Account age
2 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Jul 31latest
2
Avg engagement / post
1–2
Typical post (engagement)
0.5%
Engagement vs followers
80/100
Very consistent reach
Apr 2024
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 1 and 2 likes + reposts (median 2) — a dependable floor a sponsored post can count on.
🔥 Top post: My partner got me one of the cutest rings while we were at the R · 3 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.43 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.6×
Follows 615 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
My partner got me one of the cutest rings while we were at the Ren Faire this weekend, absolutely love it it. Thank you beautiful :green_heart: @GentlySaunter
Im hearing rumors about Signal being having some form of facist ties, anyone got any insight on this? I had heard of that being the case for telegram, but not Signal.
So glad im better at recognizing when my nervous system is dysregulated now :3 I remember in the past I would just suffer and stew in it without realizing how to start turning the tides.
Was really excited about the trailer for the new Sekiro anime, but now im hearing whispers about AI assistance being used by the team that's producing it :blobfoxcomputerterrified: really hope that's not the case, as it looks sooooo pretty.
Alright, two days of new foods for lunch is enough, the #autism craves something familiar and is making new things sound icky.
How am I just now realizing you can type 'recent' into the run prompt to see all recently opened files. This would have been helpful soooooo many times.
It really should have been on my bingo card, to lose half of the autistic Ren Faire party to a box of random stones, which was randomly to the side of one of the main vendor tents.
I should probably set some time aside to fix my backups and self hosting nonsense before something bad happens lol.
Hm, the banana chips i bought appear to have no expiration date on them. Thought I was being thorough but I missed that one :( they look good but my massive fear of spoiled food is saying no.
I'm guessing no, but i wonder if Monster will remove Taurine from it's ingredients now that it's been shown to be leukemia food.
Wow, I was late to the party, but #clevatess goes super hard. This season's anime lineup is absolutely bananas :0
Hopefully the final day of babysitting Spectrum at work @_@
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
furry.engineer
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Apr 2024
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2024 — 2 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.4× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated38/100
Low
Credibility score
68%
Mixed
Real audience
Medium
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 68% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~0.5% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
White gender-junker in tech, in my 30s, Queer/Poly, low support needs autistic, ADHD .~*•trauma•*~. Panther/dragon hybrid.
Hobbies/Interests:
DIY, programming (C, Python, Rust, GML), 3D printing, CAD, drag, network engineering, indie games, retro gaming, embedded/microcontrollers.
Ethics:
Pro union, anti-cop, voter rights expansion, trans rights expansion, accessibility expansion, pro harm reduction, pro bodily autonomy, Black lives matter, reparations now, anti prison, land back. Anti-consumeriam, anti-capitalist.
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