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Aurora Borealis in Seattle!
Spicy miso salmon and roasted asparagus for dinner!
Mergeable dylibs and swizzling class methods on NSBundle. What could possibly go wrong?
Silly kittens. Koro seems to be tolerating Kiki’s paw on his neck tho.
I guess we have one ornament on (in?) the tree…
Today I discovered that someone is selling a product that extends Office to integrate with their app by, and I kid you not: running a VB macro that runs an AppleScript that runs a shell script that invokes curl to issue a GET request to a …
Sigh. I just got spam recruiter email offering to help me get a job *at my current employer* for roughly 15% *less* than my current salary at said employer.
Ummmm, no.
And now I am committing acts of atrocity with swiftc to work around an issue with cross-import overlay modules. @beccadax@queer.party thank you for your extensive writeups on them!
It's that time of year again…
I would have thought one of the key things for Personal Intelligence would also be “Accurate”…
ah yes, another weed joke in the reveal of the name.
Anybody have a helpful example of defining modern launch constraints for codesigning that use operators such as $in ?
The docs at https://developer.apple.com/documentation/security/defining_launch_environment_and_library_constraints do not…
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