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These computers take way too long for BIOS updates.
I am amazingly baffled that they refuse to raise wages, but they somehow ordered almost 40 ThinkCentre tiny PCs with the monitor that lets you slot in the PC into it.
And an i9 with 24 cores and 32 threads...
And these aren't even via lea…
Would be nice if Windows had the option to just use all necessary resources to get updates done quickly.
Setting up a laptop for work and its taking an eternity because it's only using 7% of the CPU just so I can get it up to date.
Ideally I'd like to have my own little instance for myself, but... dunno. Not sure if I can do it in my VPS without breaking the rest.
Hmm... Kinda want to move to a different instance, but unsure what would be suitable for me.
Coño
Spent the day doing stuff, most of it was cleaning. My legs are hurting...
I want a treat.
Doing better than in the morning. I really did not want to see eye to eye with anyone at work today.
Uhhhh
I can explain.
buh...
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🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated- Est. 76% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~0.6% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (4+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
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