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Account age
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📊 Post engagement
114
Avg engagement / post
22.4%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: From CTV today: “I feel sorry for Americans,” said B.C. Premier · 558 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
3.1 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.8×
Follows 667 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Of the food borne illnesses in the news I wondered what happened to good old fashioned ptomaine poisoning. Why isn't anyone getting the dreaded ptomaine poisoning any more?
Ptomaine is a generic term for decomposition products like cadaver…
Somebody tell the Americans that we adjusted the wind a bit, and ask if that's any better?
With a second (and spectacular) fire in a few months, the Ottawa fire service says that removing weeds with a propane torch is a bad idea. Even a short time after getting 10 cm of rain.
#weeds
https://youtu.be/UGgbDtI8BzA
If the wet bulb temperature was widely quoted in weather reports, it would actually tell you more about how the outdoors feels than humidex does. Humidex is really just bullshit about what the temperature feels like, which is pretty weird …
The wet bulb temperature, in contrast, is much more rigorously defined. You can measure the wet bulb temperature on your own:
Make a little fabric (muslin, traditionally) sock for the bulb of a glass thermometer. It has to fit tightly.
Att…
I came across this excellent explantion of "humidex" on Reddit
Humidex is kind of goofy. It's designed to approximate using a Canadian as a thermometer. If you ask the Canadian, "What temperature does it feel like to you?", their answer w…
Quote of the day from my news feed, supposedly ancient Greek:
" He who plunders with a little boat is a pirate; he who plunders with a fleet is a conqueror "
RE: https://syzito.xyz/@selzero/116838744194258399
From the video:
"it's not because you have very strong views, it's because you can't explain a single one of them"
From the article "The vehicle was impounded for a week, and the driver’s license was pulled for 90 days."
I can't imagine him going to pick it up at the impound lot.
Arnprior man charged after ditching flaming vehicle on Highway 29 | 96.1 …
We used to claim that our dog would poop exactly halfway around our route, essentially the furthest possible point away from home on the loop of residential streets.
I just measured this on Google maps to find she was within about 2 metres…
I'm waiting for the aha! moment when the Brits complaining about the hot weather realise that the heat pumps they were pushed into installing have a little switch that changes them to cooling.
#uk
Somebody tell the Americans that we adjusted the wind a bit, and ask if that's any better?
With a second (and spectacular) fire in a few months, the Ottawa fire service says that removing weeds with a propane torch is a bad idea. Even a short time after getting 10 cm of rain.
#weeds
https://youtu.be/UGgbDtI8BzA
If the wet bulb temperature was widely quoted in weather reports, it would actually tell you more about how the outdoors feels than humidex does. Humidex is really just bullshit about what the temperature feels like, which is pretty weird …
The wet bulb temperature, in contrast, is much more rigorously defined. You can measure the wet bulb temperature on your own:
Make a little fabric (muslin, traditionally) sock for the bulb of a glass thermometer. It has to fit tightly.
Att…
I came across this excellent explantion of "humidex" on Reddit
Humidex is kind of goofy. It's designed to approximate using a Canadian as a thermometer. If you ask the Canadian, "What temperature does it feel like to you?", their answer w…
Quote of the day from my news feed, supposedly ancient Greek:
" He who plunders with a little boat is a pirate; he who plunders with a fleet is a conqueror "
RE: https://syzito.xyz/@selzero/116838744194258399
From the video:
"it's not because you have very strong views, it's because you can't explain a single one of them"
From the article "The vehicle was impounded for a week, and the driver’s license was pulled for 90 days."
I can't imagine him going to pick it up at the impound lot.
Arnprior man charged after ditching flaming vehicle on Highway 29 | 96.1 …
We used to claim that our dog would poop exactly halfway around our route, essentially the furthest possible point away from home on the loop of residential streets.
I just measured this on Google maps to find she was within about 2 metres…
I'm waiting for the aha! moment when the Brits complaining about the hot weather realise that the heat pumps they were pushed into installing have a little switch that changes them to cooling.
#uk
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mstdn.ca
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On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 114 views per post.
📤Posts about 3.1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~0.2× of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Former Reply Guy. Things will never be the same.
Too many interests, really
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