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Followers
941
Account age
4 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
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Known for
21 views
Hey, look, I know I just barfed on the floor and then stole your seat while you cleaned up, but I'm cute, right? So it's ok?
#caturday
2 views
Thursday, bitches! So looking forward to the long weekend. I am still trying to convince my foreman that they don't reaaallly need me for the half-day tomorrow lol
May resort to homemade hot pickles as bribery.
📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Jul 22latest
6
Avg engagement / post
2–3
Typical post (engagement)
0.6%
Engagement vs followers
43/100
Variable reach
Oct 2022
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 2 and 3 likes + reposts (median 2) — reach is spiky, driven by the occasional post that pops.
🔥 Top post: Hey, look, I know I just barfed on the floor and then stole your · 21 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
11.1 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1×
Follows 976 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
Hey, look, I know I just barfed on the floor and then stole your seat while you cleaned up, but I'm cute, right? So it's ok?
#caturday
Thpthhhhht
No wike work. Pah.
Thursday, bitches! So looking forward to the long weekend. I am still trying to convince my foreman that they don't reaaallly need me for the half-day tomorrow lol
May resort to homemade hot pickles as bribery.
Second coffee day. Almost there.....
Did you, or did you not know of this entry into Canadian airspace?
What is the procedure for intercepting airplanes that deviate into Canadian airspace?
Mr. Carney. Did your government grant permission for the plane of Benjamin Netenyahu to fly over Canadian airspace?
No matter how many times I wash and sanitize now, my hands smell like fresh, wild raspberries.
Started my cherry wine, and my raspberry wine today, the latter with wild berries picked from my parents' property.
So. Very. Excited.
#meshcore
Well, after much wrangling I can say that my experience with the Lilygo T-watch S3 is coming to an end. Several weekends of flashing and building to find that the devboard is incompatible with PlatformIO, which is disappointing …
There is never a bad time to blast 'American Woman' by the Guess Who.
Half the tolls on the Gordie Howe bridge even for one day is extortion. The US is nothing but a bully and a thief.
See, but the thing about pendulums is they always swing back.
Best of luck, neighbours. When we have to renegotiate, I hop…
Thursday, bitches! So looking forward to the long weekend. I am still trying to convince my foreman that they don't reaaallly need me for the half-day tomorrow lol
May resort to homemade hot pickles as bribery.
Second coffee day. Almost there.....
Did you, or did you not know of this entry into Canadian airspace?
What is the procedure for intercepting airplanes that deviate into Canadian airspace?
Mr. Carney. Did your government grant permission for the plane of Benjamin Netenyahu to fly over Canadian airspace?
No matter how many times I wash and sanitize now, my hands smell like fresh, wild raspberries.
Started my cherry wine, and my raspberry wine today, the latter with wild berries picked from my parents' property.
So. Very. Excited.
#meshcore
Well, after much wrangling I can say that my experience with the Lilygo T-watch S3 is coming to an end. Several weekends of flashing and building to find that the devboard is incompatible with PlatformIO, which is disappointing …
There is never a bad time to blast 'American Woman' by the Guess Who.
Half the tolls on the Gordie Howe bridge even for one day is extortion. The US is nothing but a bully and a thief.
See, but the thing about pendulums is they always swing back.
Best of luck, neighbours. When we have to renegotiate, I hop…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
c.im
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Oct 2022
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 4 years ago.
👁️Averages 6 views per post.
📤Posts about 11.1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated43/100
Fair
Credibility score
73%
Mixed
Real audience
Medium
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 73% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~0.6% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
- Established account (4+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Oh the good life is out there somewhere, so stay on my arm you little charmer. He/Him. CIS. Married to @JennSprung Ally. Mostly Scottish, all Canadian. Hyperlexic playwright, novelist, and award-winning poet. 11q disorder. Insufferable smartass. Radical humanist. Former Union rep, AI hater. #nobots Ou en Francais si vous voulez. I donate to agencies, not individuals. b. 326ppm
Background close-up of Underwood 5 typewriter. Profile image is me, with my favourite kitty. I miss her dearly.
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