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Hey, look, I know I just barfed on the floor and then stole your seat while you cleaned up, but I'm cute, right? So it's ok?
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Thursday, bitches! So looking forward to the long weekend. I am still trying to convince my foreman that they don't reaaallly need me for the half-day tomorrow lol
May resort to homemade hot pickles as bribery.
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Hey, look, I know I just barfed on the floor and then stole your seat while you cleaned up, but I'm cute, right? So it's ok?
#caturday
Thursday, bitches! So looking forward to the long weekend. I am still trying to convince my foreman that they don't reaaallly need me for the half-day tomorrow lol
May resort to homemade hot pickles as bribery.
Second coffee day. Almost there.....
Did you, or did you not know of this entry into Canadian airspace?
What is the procedure for intercepting airplanes that deviate into Canadian airspace?
Mr. Carney. Did your government grant permission for the plane of Benjamin Netenyahu to fly over Canadian airspace?
No matter how many times I wash and sanitize now, my hands smell like fresh, wild raspberries.
Started my cherry wine, and my raspberry wine today, the latter with wild berries picked from my parents' property.
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Well, after much wrangling I can say that my experience with the Lilygo T-watch S3 is coming to an end. Several weekends of flashing and building to find that the devboard is incompatible with PlatformIO, which is disappointing …
There is never a bad time to blast 'American Woman' by the Guess Who.
Half the tolls on the Gordie Howe bridge even for one day is extortion. The US is nothing but a bully and a thief.
See, but the thing about pendulums is they always swing back.
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