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I finally got an ear on my loaf. I’ve been working on this for months, and I finally got it. I’m going to hashtag the shit out of this.
#baking #sourdough #bread #breadbaking
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It’s happening! Seven quart jars of chicken stock in the pressure canner. I’ve never done this before. Kind of nerve-racking.
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I finally got an ear on my loaf. I’ve been working on this for months, and I finally got it. I’m going to hashtag the shit out of this.
#baking #sourdough #bread #breadbaking
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It’s happening! Seven quart jars of chicken stock in the pressure canner. I’ve never done this before. Kind of nerve-racking.
Cardiacs’ “Flap Off You Beak” is deceptive. It sounds like a quirky pop song, but really it’s a turning mechanical gem box with dozens of moving parts that my brain wants to study and figure out how they work together. What I’m saying is: …
“What the fuck?! I have a microtonal guitar! I’ve been playing math rock for years! Why do they get all the attention?”
Did you wear a pyramid on your head and scream in Space French? I rest my case.
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I made some sourdough loaves with oat flour, and sprinkled oats on top to let people know what kind they were. But while the loaves were baking, the sprinkled oats slid off, hit the pizza stone, and smoldered. V smoky. So maybe don’t do th…
Me, a year ago, looking at photos of other people’s sourdough starter jars: <eyeroll>
Me, now: Look at how happy my BABY is! LOOK AT HIM!
#sourdough #baking
This dad joke was crafted for one, maybe two, people to frown at.
Self’s “Gizmodgery” should have been called TEU!
A year. I’ve been working on this for a year. 10th of May, 2025, specifically.
So: handkerchiefs.
My father and stepfather both carried them around in their pockets, in case of liquid. I’d watch them blow their noses and put the hanky right back in their pockets, as if that were acceptable at all. I thought, “Never. …
Depressed me (knowing that you can use discarded sourdough starter to make pancakes): It’s too much effort.
Also depressed me: Okay that was totally worth it.
Homeowner: Our house is over a century old. We want to tear out these beautiful brass light fixtures. They’re too bright.
Ask This Old House: Have you heard of swapping out light bulbs?
H: No. And we want something recessed. Something plas…
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