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🔥 Top post: You know. I think the photos of #MitchMcConell are getting youn · 4 likes + reposts
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I have a ceiling vent above my desk that freezes me. I decided i needed a vent redirect. Of course, I overengineered it and leaned into my love of #StarTrekTheNextGeneration.
Behold, the Environmental Control Deflector Array.
Schroedinger's Turtle #MitchMcConnell
Mitch Mitch Mitch McConnell
Dyin all the time
Mitch Mitch Mitch McConnell
Dyin all the time
Your boy's name is McConnell
I tell you folks he's a corpse-in
And when he's dying in a gurney
He calls up all his friends and talks about his new …
RIP #SamNeill. May you ride saddled velociraptors through Montana.
BREAKING NEWS: #TedCruz becomes the second #Republican sacrificed this week to throw the public off the trail of #MitchMcConnell and his disappearance. #AmericanPolitics #LindseyGraham
#MitchMcConnell #HesAlive #JustAFall
I’m sure you’re thinking the same thing I am. Why would they clone #MitchMcConnell and not #LindseyGraham? #AmericanPolitics
Cleopatra was closer to the --- To what? To the iPhone? Did she have one? --No. --Then shut the fuck up.
Fucking corset! -- Elizabeth Barrett Browning, probably
Watching a documentary on #Oceangate. #StocktonRush is like when you were a kid and wanted to make a submarine out of the box your parents' refrigerator came in.
Why do doo wop songs insist on having one pointless sentence fragment earworm for their entire song? “For the Longest Time”, what the fuck does that even mean?
My version “In the air, sometimes”, at least is science based and makes sens…
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- Follows 2.7K accounts — more than its own followers — a common follow-for-follow / bot pattern.
- Established account (3+ years old).
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