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Chaos Agent Idea #59923: Semi-transparent "AI Star Logo" stickers that can be affixed to window panes, family photos, and famous works of art.
Planet Fitness is all like "Judgment Free Zone," but just try to drink a box of wine on a treadmill and see how far that goes.
This is in shockingly great shape. Only 2617 hours on it. SSD has about 7.28 TiB written. The battery has been cycled 282 times, which is bananas for an 8-year old MacBook. I was going to flip this, but I might just keep it.
It arrived! The seller had listed this as "for parts" because they couldn't hit Apple's update server. I popped Linux Mint on and we're off to the races. https://hachyderm.io/@rdp/116897842627165240
...*what?* NO! Heck no. How... *WHAT?!*
https://tomkahe.com/@GiftArticles/116913061760133073
...but it's not even my birthday.
(retire already, dumbass)
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