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A Western jackdaw trying to get some service at an outdoor café
#Birds #OutdoorCafé #WhereIsMyDrink
An intriguing proposition by Frank Harrell on teaching / using the cumulative probability model (CPM) family as a a unifying approach. He argues that this would be much more coherent than teaching different types of statistical models like…
“Hiding data in permutations - An off-line backup of your cryptographic key using playing cards.”
https://www.johndcook.com/blog/2026/07/27/hiding-data-in-permutations/ (based on https://pagedout.institute/download/PagedOut_009.pdf#page=1…
The Onion as always twisting reality into something even more real
https://theonion.com/parents-sit-kids-down-for-difficult-discussion-about-moving-to-ad-tier/
https://theonion.com/trump-insists-frequent-naps-necessary-to-protect-u-s-inte…
“We used Excel’s comment feature to explain the colours” as a way of documenting data is one that I actually received and survived.
https://glammr.us/@MidniteLibrary/116944335548867713
https://midnitelibrary.itch.io/publish-your-data
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A sudden change from asphalt to gravel turns a step into a stop and the rider into a UFO
Determined today that my standing on a mountain ridge comfort zone is 1510m above sea level (and up to 1980m my learning zone). But I went to 2002m which appeared to be well in my panic zone. YMMV.
#mountains #hiking
The Onion - Last-Ever Global Warming Report Released For Posterity
https://theonion.com/last-ever-global-warming-report-released-for-posterity/
Going through the 100 best albums 2026 by The Quietus (https://thequietus.com/tq-charts/albums-of-the-year-so-far/best-music-2026/) is meeting a lot of weird stuff making Angine de Poitrine almost sound like a mainstream band.
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