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Followers
4.3K
Account age
4 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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Known for
![[Edit] alas it has been pointed out this is most likely (cute) AI slop. There is a real porcupine video down thread. Apologies for not vetting it before passing on.
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No! Don't take my corn!
(Listen with sound)](/img?u=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F970%2F941%2F555%2F136%2F293%2Fsmall%2F841d8cc021466469.png)
121 views
[Edit] alas it has been pointed out this is most likely (cute) AI slop. There is a real porcupine video down thread. Apologies for not vetting it before passing on.
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No! Don't take my corn!
(Listen with sound)
114 views
Socks and underwear locked up at local #target
Complete with ironic brand name socks visible, and lame ass "justification" sign.
If you see someone stealing underwear, no you didn't.
41 views
Brown shorebird, an Avocet I think, with a long bill, posing in the sand. Monterey Bay Aquarium.
#photo #bird
📊 Post engagement
40
Avg engagement / post
0.9%
Engagement vs followers
Apr 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: [Edit] alas it has been pointed out this is most likely (cute) A · 121 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
8.6 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 9 text · 2 image · 1 video.
Follower / following
0.7×
Follows 6.4K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
[Edit] alas it has been pointed out this is most likely (cute) AI slop. There is a real porcupine video down thread. Apologies for not vetting it before passing on.
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No! Don't take my corn!
(Listen with sound)
Saw the new spidey flick. Not usually an opening day person, by I figured (correctly) Friday matinee wouldn't be packed.
Fun flick. Good Tom Holland spidey story. The ninja felt tacked on so we could have a set piece for him to fight them.…
<weeps in American>
US government map of Africa mislabels every country at global conference - https://www.reuters.com/world/africa/us-government-map-africa-mislabels-every-country-global-conference-2026-07-30/
#USPOL #AI #Slop
Not sure how I feel about this tactic.
A charity I like and support and donate to yearly sent their usual mid year beg letter for more money (fine) but this time included a $2 live check with a guilt-appeal of "This check is for you, you *…
Recall for thyroid meds
https://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending/recall-alert-thyroid-medication-levothyroxine-recalled-nationwide/NI25TAVBMNCXFAR6IPGHVYUPTQ/
Brown shorebird, an Avocet I think, with a long bill, posing in the sand. Monterey Bay Aquarium.
#photo #bird
"Wonderman" (Marvel #television) was charming. Been Kingsley reprising Trevor was just lovely, and the chemistry between the leads worked well.
Solid acting, workable story. No real notes.
Worth watching
I've started getting email notifications for my mastodon notifications. I didn't change any settings.
Server default update? Anyone else suddenly have this start happening?
Recall those greymail solutions where if an email came from an unknown to you sender, it was held and a response was sent to sender asking them to click a link to release it?
Worked reasonably well in its day, as spammers didn't have time …
Cross the fandoms. Instead of the Sarrlack pit from StarWars, I want the Snorlax pit from Pokemon.
"You will recline on a comfy couch for a thousand years, taking a nap. "
#random
Oh joy.
New failure mode unlocked.
Sensory sensitivity overload.
I'm pretty darn neuro-typical with a few spectrum behaviors, but never really had sensory sensitivity.
Today the arcade with the kid was just Too Much(tm). Not quite what I u…
Socks and underwear locked up at local #target
Complete with ironic brand name socks visible, and lame ass "justification" sign.
If you see someone stealing underwear, no you didn't.
Brown shorebird, an Avocet I think, with a long bill, posing in the sand. Monterey Bay Aquarium.
#photo #bird
"Wonderman" (Marvel #television) was charming. Been Kingsley reprising Trevor was just lovely, and the chemistry between the leads worked well.
Solid acting, workable story. No real notes.
Worth watching
I've started getting email notifications for my mastodon notifications. I didn't change any settings.
Server default update? Anyone else suddenly have this start happening?
Recall those greymail solutions where if an email came from an unknown to you sender, it was held and a response was sent to sender asking them to click a link to release it?
Worked reasonably well in its day, as spammers didn't have time …
Cross the fandoms. Instead of the Sarrlack pit from StarWars, I want the Snorlax pit from Pokemon.
"You will recline on a comfy couch for a thousand years, taking a nap. "
#random
Oh joy.
New failure mode unlocked.
Sensory sensitivity overload.
I'm pretty darn neuro-typical with a few spectrum behaviors, but never really had sensory sensitivity.
Today the arcade with the kid was just Too Much(tm). Not quite what I u…
Socks and underwear locked up at local #target
Complete with ironic brand name socks visible, and lame ass "justification" sign.
If you see someone stealing underwear, no you didn't.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodon.online
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Apr 2022
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 4 years ago.
👁️Averages 40 views per post.
📤Posts about 8.6× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
52/100
Fair
Credibility score
69%
Mixed
Real audience
Medium
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 69% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.9% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Follows 6.4K accounts — more than its own followers — a common follow-for-follow / bot pattern.
- Established account (4+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
I'm an older geek dad in the California bay area.
Please talk to me about #coffee , #puns , #infosec , #books , #scifi, #ttrpg, or other geeky topics.
I like cheesy 80s pop music, Rush, and GloryHammer. No apologies.
I've discovered #mastocats hash tag, and #mosstodon and #photography and they've all made this a much more humane place.
I like seeing the "slice of life" posts from real people. These kinds of moments are what connects us.
Pronouns: he/him
#Infosec, #nerd, #dad, older #geek.
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🔀 Audience overlap
EstimatedEstimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.
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