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861
Account age
1 yrs
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Do recommend Ode to the Half-Broken by #SuzannePalmer, a new personal favorite. This was a healing read on hope for a different future and dealing with disability themes and different ways of existing.
#Bookstodon
I loved Psalm for the Wild-Built by #BeckyChambers but its focus is much more on self-discovery and society finding a basically spiritual balance with nature. I just related better to O
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This artist has a Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/TheShunbun
6/6
📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Jul 25latest
7
Avg engagement / post
4–8
Typical post (engagement)
0.8%
Engagement vs followers
70/100
Consistent reach
Dec 2024
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 4 and 8 likes + reposts (median 6) — a dependable floor a sponsored post can count on.
🔥 Top post: RE: https://discuss.systems/@dan/116977399023489760 Paging all # · 18 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
16.6 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.9×
Follows 934 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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that time I decided to settle down for sleep by looking at my finances
(it was a Wrong Answer TM)
Do recommend Ode to the Half-Broken by #SuzannePalmer, a new personal favorite. This was a healing read on hope for a different future and dealing with disability themes and different ways of existing.
#Bookstodon
I loved Psalm for the Wi…
RE: https://mastodon.art/@mobydick/116996730903142618
That's my secret, Cap.
This artist has a Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/TheShunbun
6/6
screen is a good place to start. If you don't have the time or wherewithal (a real problem, describing things is work), use the tag Alt4Me and a describer will be with you shortly.
The goal here is to tell people who can't see or understan…
monolith, nor are people who speak a different language than you, nor people with poor data connections.
Weird, right? ;)
Similarly, if you are the friend in part 1 who is describing the picture, you may describe it differently to your gra…
falling into a bathtub. In the second one the cat looks mad and it's captioned "a wet pussy!"" *Now* you understand why some people are telling the phone owner to grow up.
This is why we need alt text. Because being left out sucks, and peo…
you happily says "Image!" So you ask the person on the other side of you and they say "but what about this?" which is what the phone owner had said. From these answers, you have no way to know what the picture is or why people are reacting…
Someone I love is losing their sight. The longer you live, the more likely you are to know someone/be someone in this position.
Imagine being at a coffee house and everyone's handing around a phone to look at, and some people are laughing,…
How do I keep the mosquitoes off me while I weed?
#WrongAnswersOnly
RE: https://hachyderm.io/@mekkaokereke/116978774449944981
#PostGoodNewsToo I don't usually sports but this was really joyful to watch.
Do recommend Ode to the Half-Broken by #SuzannePalmer, a new personal favorite. This was a healing read on hope for a different future and dealing with disability themes and different ways of existing.
#Bookstodon
I loved Psalm for the Wi…
RE: https://mastodon.art/@mobydick/116996730903142618
That's my secret, Cap.
This artist has a Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/TheShunbun
6/6
screen is a good place to start. If you don't have the time or wherewithal (a real problem, describing things is work), use the tag Alt4Me and a describer will be with you shortly.
The goal here is to tell people who can't see or understan…
monolith, nor are people who speak a different language than you, nor people with poor data connections.
Weird, right? ;)
Similarly, if you are the friend in part 1 who is describing the picture, you may describe it differently to your gra…
falling into a bathtub. In the second one the cat looks mad and it's captioned "a wet pussy!"" *Now* you understand why some people are telling the phone owner to grow up.
This is why we need alt text. Because being left out sucks, and peo…
you happily says "Image!" So you ask the person on the other side of you and they say "but what about this?" which is what the phone owner had said. From these answers, you have no way to know what the picture is or why people are reacting…
Someone I love is losing their sight. The longer you live, the more likely you are to know someone/be someone in this position.
Imagine being at a coffee house and everyone's handing around a phone to look at, and some people are laughing,…
How do I keep the mosquitoes off me while I weed?
#WrongAnswersOnly
RE: https://hachyderm.io/@mekkaokereke/116978774449944981
#PostGoodNewsToo I don't usually sports but this was really joyful to watch.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodon.ie
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On Mastodon since
Dec 2024
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2024 — 1 year ago.
👁️Averages 7 views per post.
📤Posts about 16.6× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated38/100
Low
Credibility score
68%
Mixed
Real audience
Medium
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 68% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~0.8% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
I'm a millennial white gender-nonconforming nerd with invisible disabilities.
Will attempt to AltText anything, no matter how indescribable.
Yay: swearing, accessibility, public radio, harm reduction, out-of-genre covers, collective action, shared joy.
Nay: the fall of US democracy, COVID denial, work pants, tomato sauces, casual cruelty, gatekeeping, CorporateSpeak, genocide, climate collapse and other horrors.
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