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In the ending gasps of the 1900s, a younger unemployed, PopeASDF discovered a piece of subgenius artwork… alas his lack of funds made it impossible to purchase.. one day he said… and then said artist became stupidly well known for street wear and making a poster for a presidential election. FML I said.
Through Bob’s love and persistence… Bob tripled his money & chose to sell it to me when I was f
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My feeling this morning… Dobbs saves
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Sailor Jerry showing his allegiance to his original deal with Dobbs even after having paid the interest back thrice.
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In the ending gasps of the 1900s, a younger unemployed, PopeASDF discovered a piece of subgenius artwork… alas his lack of funds made it impossible to purchase.. one day he said… and then said artist became stupidly well known for street wear and making a poster for a president…
My feeling this morning… Dobbs saves
I’m officially burning out at work… resume time for me.. fml
States that still have 55 as their speed limit really need to catch up
Ah one of my favorite times of the year, taking down all the holiday shit and boxing it up for another 300+ days of less clutter :)
I’m looking at you Libellud
Back playing another new board game… If a game has more than 12 pages in its setup phase, the author should be forced to atone for their sins
Modern board games piss me off.. the authors write shit directions and should have their eyeballs burnt with a cigarette.
What con artist sold people on the concept of decorative plates for your table that you clear off and don’t eat from every night? It’s like someone was trying to trigger every tism in me at once
Sailor Jerry showing his allegiance to his original deal with Dobbs even after having paid the interest back thrice.
Even when your faith is wavering, The Church of the SubGenius is still there https://SubGenius.com for more information or your love tithing.
Today was all of the day. I burned through two pairs of charged headphones. And I went into my bag and grabbed the backup wired earbuds, and realized that I haven’t replaced them since my phone went to USB-C
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