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Followers
275
Account age
3 yrs
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Known for
20 views
*sees my little guy on the porch, frantically barking for dinner*
Me: I can't stand to see you like this.
*switches off porch light*
16 views
This is the third time in my life that I have found a bat in my workplace. Three different decades, three different offices. I'm guessing three different bats.
11 views
Murray, trying very hard to look calm at the vet, hopped up on the chair next to me like he was People.
This was taken just before he slipped through the back opening and wedged himself against the wall. So cool.
6 views
Loud thunderstorm early this morning freaked my dogs out. The two big bozos were tap dancing around and licking my nose, but the lil ol man was at the foot of the bed quietly shaking like a leaf. I brought him and his towel up next to me to calm him. He passed back out like a People.
📊 Post engagement
22
Avg engagement / post
8%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: I remember when my Fridays were full of excitement- a new date, · 159 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
2.8 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 8 text · 4 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1×
Follows 282 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Me: I studied HARD, took a big test, and recently was awarded a new professional designation.
Also Me: Today I came into work barefoot with meatloaf in my purse.
I like to shake things up.
This is the third time in my life that I have found a bat in my workplace. Three different decades, three different offices. I'm guessing three different bats.
My child, 14, told me at 6:15pm that he needs a new backpack. School starts tomorrow.
I'm actually participating in medical tourism in October. This will save me thousands and months of waiting for insurance approval. How sad is the American health system?
I *may* have just used a dog nail file (Dremel thing) to help get my gel polish off.
Arf.
Loud thunderstorm early this morning freaked my dogs out. The two big bozos were tap dancing around and licking my nose, but the lil ol man was at the foot of the bed quietly shaking like a leaf. I brought him and his towel up next to me t…
Tonight I introduced the boys to Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.
Blew their little minds. Tomorrow, the subsequent moviefilm.
Watching out the window and on my screen as Amazon repeatedly drives past my office with my order. IT'S NOT HARD TO FIND!
I'm making my own yogurt and granola now. I'm practically ready to start a self-sufficient colony.
*sees my little guy on the porch, frantically barking for dinner*
Me: I can't stand to see you like this.
*switches off porch light*
Murray, trying very hard to look calm at the vet, hopped up on the chair next to me like he was People.
This was taken just before he slipped through the back opening and wedged himself against the wall. So cool.
This is the third time in my life that I have found a bat in my workplace. Three different decades, three different offices. I'm guessing three different bats.
My child, 14, told me at 6:15pm that he needs a new backpack. School starts tomorrow.
I'm actually participating in medical tourism in October. This will save me thousands and months of waiting for insurance approval. How sad is the American health system?
I *may* have just used a dog nail file (Dremel thing) to help get my gel polish off.
Arf.
Loud thunderstorm early this morning freaked my dogs out. The two big bozos were tap dancing around and licking my nose, but the lil ol man was at the foot of the bed quietly shaking like a leaf. I brought him and his towel up next to me t…
Tonight I introduced the boys to Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan.
Blew their little minds. Tomorrow, the subsequent moviefilm.
Watching out the window and on my screen as Amazon repeatedly drives past my office with my order. IT'S NOT HARD TO FIND!
I'm making my own yogurt and granola now. I'm practically ready to start a self-sufficient colony.
*sees my little guy on the porch, frantically barking for dinner*
Me: I can't stand to see you like this.
*switches off porch light*
Murray, trying very hard to look calm at the vet, hopped up on the chair next to me like he was People.
This was taken just before he slipped through the back opening and wedged himself against the wall. So cool.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
beige.party
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 22 views per post.
📤Posts about 2.8× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~8.0% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
New server, who dis?
I'm Amy, and I'm weird. Worried about being awkward? Don't be. That's my realm.
(this redirects from @PfftMaybe)
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