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Followers
1.4K
Account age
1 yrs
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📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Jul 27latest
13
Avg engagement / post
8–16
Typical post (engagement)
1%
Engagement vs followers
68/100
Consistent reach
Oct 2025
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 8 and 16 likes + reposts (median 14) — a dependable floor a sponsored post can count on.
🔥 Top post: I should probably go to urgent care and the urgent care closest · 37 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
28.2 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
2.5×
Follows 552 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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hello Mastodawgs and welcome to Thursday... Yet another day in my great lung disease war of 2026. the theme of which appears to be "Better Out Than In." And in this case the less said about that, the better. Progress is being made in a po…
Normally, I don't answer the phone if I don't recognize the number, but the Poop Scoopers were in my backyard when my phone rang and I didn't recognize the number, but I was concerned that there was a problem and that one of the Poop Scoop…
Phoenix is here to do some afternoon chair yoga with y'all!
And just so it's not all gloom and doom and depression… I did go onto Amazon and I ordered some Mucinex and that stuff really works and it doesn't make me high so that is kind of wonderful. I took a nap earlier and I woke up craving pizza …
So it appears that the only way that I can get a sign language interpreter is to go in through the emergency room like last time. All of the urgent cares that are associated with my hospital have the same contract with a remote video inter…
good morning! It's swampy and hot but it's also July in New Orleans. The good news is that Mucinex is working way, way better than Sudafed. the pills are huge and I do war with my gag reflex every time I take them but they work wonderfully…
Awww my poor baby Callisto didn't want to go on her fun walk today and wanted to stay with me. That girl has such a sensitive little heart. I made her go, she needed the exercise and I trust phoenix and Baloo to manage things. But now she'…
Welcome to Tuesday.... It's only just gone 6 and I've already had a chat with the lung dr and my 5 months of no prednisone has come to an end. It's time for the action plan which is prednisone and steroid breathing treatments every 4 hours…
who knew that finding cold medicine without meds that cause drowsiness, or without Tylenol which I also can't have would take me an hour of label reading. Also many of these meds are meant to be drunk and they all seem to have artificial …
I had hoped that all this sore throat and extra snot business was just allergies, but I have officially decided that I definitely do have a cold. I am afraid to take any kind of medicine like Benadryl or NyQuil because unfortunately, the w…
Good morning from the swamp where it's 80 degrees at 91% humidity. the workout was especially hellish this morning but it's done. I think I caught someone's disease on the flight home because yesterday afternoon I started feeling pain in m…
Phoenix is here to do some afternoon chair yoga with y'all!
And just so it's not all gloom and doom and depression… I did go onto Amazon and I ordered some Mucinex and that stuff really works and it doesn't make me high so that is kind of wonderful. I took a nap earlier and I woke up craving pizza …
So it appears that the only way that I can get a sign language interpreter is to go in through the emergency room like last time. All of the urgent cares that are associated with my hospital have the same contract with a remote video inter…
good morning! It's swampy and hot but it's also July in New Orleans. The good news is that Mucinex is working way, way better than Sudafed. the pills are huge and I do war with my gag reflex every time I take them but they work wonderfully…
Awww my poor baby Callisto didn't want to go on her fun walk today and wanted to stay with me. That girl has such a sensitive little heart. I made her go, she needed the exercise and I trust phoenix and Baloo to manage things. But now she'…
Welcome to Tuesday.... It's only just gone 6 and I've already had a chat with the lung dr and my 5 months of no prednisone has come to an end. It's time for the action plan which is prednisone and steroid breathing treatments every 4 hours…
who knew that finding cold medicine without meds that cause drowsiness, or without Tylenol which I also can't have would take me an hour of label reading. Also many of these meds are meant to be drunk and they all seem to have artificial …
I had hoped that all this sore throat and extra snot business was just allergies, but I have officially decided that I definitely do have a cold. I am afraid to take any kind of medicine like Benadryl or NyQuil because unfortunately, the w…
Good morning from the swamp where it's 80 degrees at 91% humidity. the workout was especially hellish this morning but it's done. I think I caught someone's disease on the flight home because yesterday afternoon I started feeling pain in m…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
beige.party
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Oct 2025
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2025 — 1 year ago.
👁️Averages 13 views per post.
📤Posts about 28.2× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated38/100
Low
Credibility score
68%
Mixed
Real audience
Medium
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 68% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~1.0% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Wow I hate these things.... We are the kitchen Bitches. 1 Deafblind neurospicy crippled kitchen witch and her 3 service dogs. We live in the swamp and share our home with an over abundance of loose leaf tea, books, and my cauldron collection. My hobbies, such as they are, are a Finly veiled excuse to set shit on fire! Candlemaking, using my kitchen torch to make desserts… And playing with my charcoal grill.
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