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Followers
1.5K
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Aug 1latest
7
Avg engagement / post
2–4
Typical post (engagement)
0.5%
Engagement vs followers
40/100
Variable reach
Feb 2023
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 2 and 4 likes + reposts (median 2) — reach is spiky, driven by the occasional post that pops.
🔥 Top post: China having all my data and spying on me feels like it will do · 24 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
85.7 / week
A very active account — posts many times a day.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.5×
Follows 964 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Spokane's not doing well, is it?
It's going to be fun to watch insurance companies default on payouts, coming soon to a town near you. $5 says they'll still vote for a Republican or Democrat who will keep the fossil fuels flowing, after th…
::people burning in spiritual eternal flame::
Innocent: Hey, what are you in here for?
Demon: I tried to take Lucifer and build him a throne in the stars above and made war on God. You?"
Innocent: Oh, you know, my mother and I were raped t…
At some point, death gets thrown into the Lake of Fire and that's that. Seems magnificently dickholish of #God to dump human beings into a place prepared for angels who saw God, knew God, and then went to war with God for whatever reason.
…
I give the past few years some credit. I keep reading dumber and dumber things, from lunatics. It's always new and it always dwarfs the last thing's stupidity.
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/right-wingers-usaid-cuts-ki…
Google, when I am using your filter to search the past twenty-four hours, it's not a time to show me anything from years ago.
This is almost as bad as when I force a search term with quotations and you decide to show me *not that*.
The guy who invented Dahiya Doctrine should hang for his war crimes, not replace Netanyahu (who should also hang for his war crimes). I am okay with hanging anyone who supplies known war criminals too.
Bonus Points: I am okay with hanging …
Hostis humani generis should probably apply to whalers, right? I can see the case either way.
https://maritime-executive.com/article/iceland-seizes-paul-watson-foundation-s-boat-as-it-tracks-whale-hunt
I am a tremendous fan of virtue signaling and think it is something that should be encouraged. Go ahead, show the world that you are doing something kind. Are you just desiring to be praised for it? Did you secretly do nothing at all and w…
Is it morbid to enjoy these things?
Maybe.
But it's not like I voted away education and health and the environment, for all future generations, for it. I am not American.
If their two parties were dumb enough to do that why shouldn't I enj…
I suppose the whole Cold War thing was worth it to get a few neat video games out of the deal.
"Vampire! Vampire!"
I want this poison.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oUEvCYu2vI
Wish I didn't hate Banner Saga's gameplay as much as I did.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodon.social
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Feb 2023
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 7 views per post.
📤Posts about 85.7× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated66/100
Good
Credibility score
89%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.5% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Life is a preposterous horror.
Money speaks for money, the devil for his own
Who comes to speak for the skin and the bone?
The law locks up the man or woman
Who steals the goose off the common
But leaves the greater villain loose
Who steals the common from the goose.
Une oasis d'horreur dans un désert d'ennui.
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