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When we admit we want something out loud for the first time, we’re infinity steps closer to making it happen. My secret craving was uninterrupted time to finish my book. Four months later, I’ve stopped saying “I couldn’t possibly”.
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I booked five nights alone in a fancy apartment for a solo writing retreat, five minutes from my jiu-jitsu gym. No parenting. No distractions. One BJJ session a day, and the rest of the time rolling through book revisions. Payment sent. I’m doing it!
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Finishing this book means changing the conditions around me: making commitments that cost money, switching my environment, and refusing the old script of self-abandonment. Your mission can’t happen unless you show up!
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For years my story has been I can’t leave. Now that I’ve finally secured 5 days of freedom, I’m feeling the part of me that wants to stay: the part that loves being needed, useful, cuddled, kissed, surrounded by kiddo chaos and kitten fluff.
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When we admit we want something out loud for the first time, we’re infinity steps closer to making it happen. My secret craving was uninterrupted time to finish my book. Four months later, I’ve stopped saying “I couldn’t possibly”.
I’m birthing a book about unspeakable things in a world that wants me to keep quiet. With it has come a podcast where the stories get told in full, out loud, in real time, as I get ready to be more visible than I’ve ever been before. It’s …
Last time, Inspector Blake and Headmistress Victoria began with paperwork, punishment and a very thin excuse. This time, the pretences are gone - and replaced with silky lingerie, baser urges, and a firm wooden paddle.
For years my story has been I can’t leave. Now that I’ve finally secured 5 days of freedom, I’m feeling the part of me that wants to stay: the part that loves being needed, useful, cuddled, kissed, surrounded by kiddo chaos and kitten fluf…
The UNSPEAKABLE FANTASIES podcast is the raw, unfiltered story of what it’s taking to finish my book: the living, breathing reality of talking about the things no-one wants you to talk about, and every fear, shadow and secret desire I meet…
Well, it’s happening. The thing I’ve been dreaming of for months, if not years: 5 nights on a solo writing retreat. No parenting. No mornings, bedtimes, meltdowns or messes. Just me, my book, and the longest I’ve ever been away from my kid.
Spanked first, paddled next, and somehow still not quite finished. We get the distinct impression there’s not going to be much professional about this relationship from now on…
You know that thing where you circle a decision for months, and then one morning it just... happens? Six weeks ago my podcast was a ‘maybe one day’. Then I woke too early, head fizzing, sat at the kitchen table, pressed record, and let the…
Finishing this book means changing the conditions around me: making commitments that cost money, switching my environment, and refusing the old script of self-abandonment. Your mission can’t happen unless you show up!
When last we saw our Strict Prison inmates, they were clinging to hope after a failed escape attempt. Now Pandora is back in her cell, bruised and breathless from punishment - and the guards know she didn’t act alone.
Two stern, silent prison guards pull Amy weeping from the shared cell. Their glares are dispassionate, their purpose very clear, and the punishment is waiting at the end of the hall.
I booked five nights alone in a fancy apartment for a solo writing retreat, five minutes from my jiu-jitsu gym. No parenting. No distractions. One BJJ session a day, and the rest of the time rolling through book revisions. Payment sent. I’…
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