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Followers
280
Account age
7 yrs
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Known for
11 views
OH MY GOD
I forgot!
It happened when y'all didn't know I had a kid! So I never posted about it!
We bought Lucas a baby jean jacket and my husband sewed patches on it and he's worn it like 3 times and I bet it no longer fits him but it is the single greatest purchase I've made possibly in my entire l
7 views
I can also make everyone look at this art https://deboracabral.tumblr.com made of our dog for @anderson_jon 😍😭
5 views
Now that it's Christmas I can finally make everyone look at this art https://hoodiecrow.carrd.co/ made of my husband as a Pokémon trainer, carrying our son while his dog walks beside him. 😍😭
5 views
It's truly wild to realize that I've spent over a third of my life just hopelessly in love with my husband.
📊 Post engagement
4
Avg engagement / post
1.4%
Engagement vs followers
Aug 2018
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: OH MY GOD I forgot! It happened when y'all didn't know I had a k · 11 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.13 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 11 image · 1 video.
Follower / following
1.3×
Follows 210 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
OH MY GOD
I forgot!
It happened when y'all didn't know I had a kid! So I never posted about it!
We bought Lucas a baby jean jacket and my husband sewed patches on it and he's worn it like 3 times and I bet it no longer fits him but it is the single greatest purchase I've made po…
Spending whatever money I need to spend to be able to join all my zoom meetings like this.
Photo post
Lol
This is my sincerely held religious practice.
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It's truly wild to realize that I've spent over a third of my life just hopelessly in love with my husband.
Y'all I married so far out of my league.
Tragedy! He grew out of that jacket.
Good news! We made him another one.
My husband all week:
I can also make everyone look at this art https://deboracabral.tumblr.com made of our dog for @anderson_jon 😍😭
Now that it's Christmas I can finally make everyone look at this art https://hoodiecrow.carrd.co/ made of my husband as a Pokémon trainer, carrying our son while his dog walks beside him. 😍😭
@kf it's that time of year
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodon.cloud
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Aug 2018
An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2018 — 7 years ago.
👁️Averages 4 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.4% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (7+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Be the person Uncle Iroh knows you can be. Make it gay you cowards. Be gay do crime. Expect posts about babies. Lost boy. I like solving problems. People seem to be willing to pay me to build tools for engineers. We can have nice things, but we have to decide they're achievable. Neurospicy. I swear on the internet sometimes.
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