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I finally parametrized my rotating-heddle frame loom on Thingiverse so that I could make it an arbitrary size. So now I have a mini bracelet loom :)
I still need to clean up the code, and then I'll submit a PR to https://boxes.hackerspace-bamberg.de/
#lasercutting #weaving #loom #crafts
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Whoever decided, in the Android camera app, that the 📸 icon should be used, not for flash settings, but rather for some bullshit AI feature nobody asked for, has effectively distilled down everything i hate about the industry right now.
I'd bet money that whoever shipped that feature built a telemetry metric of "how many times is this button pushed" and is excitedly trying to build their promo pac
📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Jul 7latest
4
Avg engagement / post
1–8
Typical post (engagement)
0.9%
Engagement vs followers
56/100
Consistent reach
Jul 2023
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 1 and 8 likes + reposts (median 2) — a dependable floor a sponsored post can count on.
🔥 Top post: I'm not sure if this is just me getting older or what, and I've · 12 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
3.1 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.6×
Follows 280 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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And it's live! Generate your own customized vectors for a frame loom here:
https://boxes.hackerspace-bamberg.de/FrameLoom
# weaving #lasercutting #loom
PR is up if any of y'all want to get weaving:
https://github.com/florianfesti/boxes/pull/946
Note it hasn't been merged yet, so until then you'll need to pull down my branch and run the thing locally.
#weaving #lasercutting #loom
Hear hear.
https://karlbode.com/ai-doomsday-bullshit-is-getting-tired/
I finally parametrized my rotating-heddle frame loom on Thingiverse so that I could make it an arbitrary size. So now I have a mini bracelet loom :)
I still need to clean up the code, and then I'll submit a PR to https://boxes.hackerspace-…
Well, not *everything* I hate about the industry.
I hate the abusive practices, the facilitation of abusive behavior, and the effective normalization of both of these forms of abuse far more than I hate self-serving weaponized incompetence…
Whoever decided, in the Android camera app, that the 📸 icon should be used, not for flash settings, but rather for some bullshit AI feature nobody asked for, has effectively distilled down everything i hate about the industry right now.
I'…
This is such a brilliantly simple attack i love it.
https://www.ayush.digital/blog/the-memory-heist
And finally Part 4, just wrapping up with RBAC and Helm, and then putting it all together with an exercise in which you build out a fully functional (toy) application.
https://ojensen.net/infra/understanding-k8s-4
I use disappearing messages with Signal on several conversations, so that messages only exist for 1-3 days before auto deleting. The other day i signed into Signal on my laptop and about a month's worth of messages populated into these con…
Actually, it IS possible to prepare caramelized onions in about five minutes.
Step 1: get your frozen caramelized onions from the freezer
Step 2: thaw them.
Easy as pie.
Now, just In case you need instructions on how to make your frozen ca…
Got a response from them on this:
> That's a fair question. The data sharing you're seeing is part of how bank account linking works for U.S. bank debit payments. When connecting a bank account as a payment method, the process requires ver…
I finally parametrized my rotating-heddle frame loom on Thingiverse so that I could make it an arbitrary size. So now I have a mini bracelet loom :)
I still need to clean up the code, and then I'll submit a PR to https://boxes.hackerspace-…
Well, not *everything* I hate about the industry.
I hate the abusive practices, the facilitation of abusive behavior, and the effective normalization of both of these forms of abuse far more than I hate self-serving weaponized incompetence…
Whoever decided, in the Android camera app, that the 📸 icon should be used, not for flash settings, but rather for some bullshit AI feature nobody asked for, has effectively distilled down everything i hate about the industry right now.
I'…
This is such a brilliantly simple attack i love it.
https://www.ayush.digital/blog/the-memory-heist
And finally Part 4, just wrapping up with RBAC and Helm, and then putting it all together with an exercise in which you build out a fully functional (toy) application.
https://ojensen.net/infra/understanding-k8s-4
I use disappearing messages with Signal on several conversations, so that messages only exist for 1-3 days before auto deleting. The other day i signed into Signal on my laptop and about a month's worth of messages populated into these con…
Actually, it IS possible to prepare caramelized onions in about five minutes.
Step 1: get your frozen caramelized onions from the freezer
Step 2: thaw them.
Easy as pie.
Now, just In case you need instructions on how to make your frozen ca…
Got a response from them on this:
> That's a fair question. The data sharing you're seeing is part of how bank account linking works for U.S. bank debit payments. When connecting a bank account as a payment method, the process requires ver…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
hachyderm.io
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On Mastodon since
Jul 2023
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 4 views per post.
📤Posts about 3.1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated52/100
Fair
Credibility score
76%
Mixed
Real audience
Medium
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 76% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~0.9% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
💚 Brand affinity
EstimatedBrands Oliver Jensen's audience is most likely to respond to — from detected sponsorships in this niche.
About
Practitioner of security. Tolerater of computers. Enjoyer of musical instruments, woodworking, and fine cheeses.
Opinions are my own, not those of my employer, etc. etc.
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