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Samwise Malcolm. The oldest man in the world
Me at a restaurant, One meal. $26.99: Yes. I will order this. Here also is a 25% tip.
Me at the grocery store, Same food. 4 times the quantity. $11: Oooh, I don't know. Kind of pricey.
I talked with Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes and he said Lindsey Graham is just fine. They're hanging out right now. Could use some A/C though. Temperature keeps climbing.
Bonnie Tyler was the hero we were holding out for. 💔😢
No I will not stop watching. I am invested now.
How does Morgan still have a job on this unit? Like, all he does is pinky promise he really isn't going to let the bad guy get in his head this time, let the bad guy get in his head, then become physically violent and require someone else …
Where is Penelope finding all of these oddly specific lists to cross reference? "Yup. Cross referencing with a list of 24-28-year-olds with a second cousin who looked into buying vintage bicycles 8 years ago."
The behavior analysis unit is a consulting group. Why are they the ones actually solving crimes and going after suspects? Also. Love the trope where literally everyone is dressed head to toe in bullet-proof riot gear, except the main chara…
Just finished season 7 of Criminal Minds. I have questions.
Yes. Directly in front of the escalator entrance is where you should stop and consider all your life choices. Jesus fucking christ people it is 8:42 in the morning and too early for your bullshit. Is the minimum amount of spacial awareness…
"You're not religious... so you don't believe in anything?"
"No. I believe in coyotes."
"..."
"🎶And time as an abstract🎶"
"Finally I will start the new season of Slow Horses."
*presses play*
5 minutes later...
"I feel like I already saw this."
*checks. It started on season 3 for some reason.*
"Whatever. I'm committed now."
Now rewatching half of Slow Horses b…
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