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Hard Bob

Hard Bob

Mastodon @noisebob@helvede.net
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📣Sponsored postOne disclosed post (toot) with your link and message. $12→ 🧵Sponsored threadA multi-post explainer or story — the fediverse rewards dept… $30→ 📦Product seeding / honest reviewSend me your product — I post a disclosed, honest take. Auth… $16→ 📌Pinned sponsored postA disclosed post pinned to the top of my profile for the mon… $36/mo→ 🔗Profile link (bio field)Your link in one of my profile metadata fields for the month… $18/mo→ 🔁Boost packageI boost (repost) your account's toots through the month — di… $24/mo→ 🏛️Instance / community sponsorshipSponsor the server I run — a sponsor line in the About/rules… $30/mo→ 🤝Mutual boost collabWe boost each other across instances — a value swap between … Swap→ 🎬UGC HireBranded content for your own channels & ads from $50→ 🎙️Podcast guest spotInvite Hard Bob onto your podcast (~45 min, remote) $25→ 📞1:1 ConsultPaid video call — advice, coaching or Q&A $75/hr→

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Followers
97
Account age
2 yrs
🎁 Free analysisfor Hard Bob
🕵️Fake Followers CheckReal-audience % & bot risk→ 📊Engagement rateBenchmarked vs. peers→ 💰What they chargeFair sponsored-post price→

Known for

"hvorfor har du ikke smartphone?"8 views "hvorfor har du ikke smartphone?" "hvorfor har du ikke smartphone?" del 2.2 views "hvorfor har du ikke smartphone?" del 2.

📊 Post engagement

3
Avg engagement / post
3.1%
Engagement vs followers
Jun 2024
On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: "hvorfor har du ikke smartphone?" · 8 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence
0.32 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.2×
Follows 82 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post "hvorfor har du ikke smartphone?" ★ 8
"Yes sir, I'm gonna to stay with the youngsters. When these get too old, I'm gonna get some younger ones. Keeps the mind active." — Art Blakey https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJBLA39spc4 ★ 1 Den fine, lyserøde pose som kameraet lå i, indeholdt også en tube glidecreme, noget neglelak og kunstige negle af plastik, samt en masse andre (såkaldte) kvindeting. Jeg tænker at der er porno på det engangskamera. Ja, naturligvis har jeg… ★ 1 https://amok.dildo.quest/amen/cli_breakcore_test_402.mp3 OMFG #aubio is great at chopping up drum loops!! #CommandLineMusicMakers #jungle #drumandbass #ComputerMusic ★ 3 PLZ TELL ME HOW TO MIX VOCALS, I FEEL SO SAD AND USELESS. 😢 * hvis nogen har gode tips til hvordan man mixer vokaler, så må de gerne lige sige til!! 😐 #Mixing #HelplessProducer #MusicProduction #BeatMaking #MastoMusicMakers * i'm exagger… ★ 1 Første udkast til første sang på første demo af det nye kollektive anarkistorkester med seje politiske kammerater fra #raddle ★ 4 IRC anyone? jeg er på kanalen #helvede på irc.libera.chat men jeg kan ikke se nogen af jer derinde.. ★ 2 jeg tvang mig selv til at lave noget musik lige nu, men jeg ved ikke om det skal blive til noget. måske det kunne blive til en sang eller et nummer af en art. der kunne nok godt være nogle svedige rim eller desperate råb på også, men jeg … ★ 3 "hvorfor har du ikke smartphone?" del 2. ★ 2 https://lichess.org/HOcqg5BKgcOS ★ 1 https://lichess.org/DBAgkznLmAfI ★ 2 The Stooges - I Wanna Be Your Dog (Døb-døb Dubi Mix X200 Kakakaka).mp3 ★ 2

🐘 Community & instance

Home server
helvede.net
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Jun 2024
An established account with real history on the platform.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2024 — 2 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.3× per week.

🕵️ Fake follower check

Estimated
75/100
Good Credibility score
92%
Real Real audience
Low Fake-follower risk
High Data confidence
  • Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
  • Strong engagement (~3.1% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

💚 Brand affinity

Estimated

Brands Hard Bob's audience is most likely to respond to — from detected sponsorships in this niche.

Keeps

About

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🔀 Audience overlap

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Estimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.

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