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Account age
3 yrs
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Little gopher tortoise. I have never seen one this small before. Must be a recent hatchling. Moved it off the road in the direction it was facing. When we walked back by an nhour or so later it was gone so hopefully it went wherever it wanted to go.
#florida
#GopherTortoise
#Tortoise
2 views
So what was the meeting about?
No quacks just lots of whistling going on.
@helplessduck
📊 Post engagement
6
Avg engagement / post
10%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: I feed crows. We have a platform out back I put peanuts and such · 12 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
1 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 6 text · 6 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.2×
Follows 51 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Look out world, I'm back!!
Drivers license was on hold until the ophthalmologist said my vision was good enough.
Had my appointment at the drivers license office this morning. Glad all they wanted to do was the eye test in the little box. …
I know I should not give them a treat. But they are so cute. The one in the foreground especially. She has learned a trick that she taught herself.
When she sees me out in the early morning she will dash over and do her imitation of a kan…
How to drive the wife out of the kitchen.
Step 1: fry some garlic slices in hot oil in a pan.
Step 2: toss some kimchi in the pan and as soon as it is softened toss in an egg or two and scramble them together.
Step 3: listen to the compla…
Oh bother.
I had to drive up to Sarasota this morning for an appointment at a bank. While driving I noticed a white cloud forming in my vision. its been awhile but I know what that is "migraine with aura".
Only nice thing about getting …
Can someone page RFK Jr for me?
I have a pair of anoles mating on our screen porch door that he can remove.
Did not know he also does animal removals along with vaccine denials. We had a black racer orgy a few weeks back on the back apatio
Little gopher tortoise. I have never seen one this small before. Must be a recent hatchling. Moved it off the road in the direction it was facing. When we walked back by an nhour or so later it was gone so hopefully it went wherever it wan…
So what was the meeting about?
No quacks just lots of whistling going on.
@helplessduck
A nice dark rye sourdough loaf before and after baking.
#SourDough
#SourDoughBread
Whistle duck in the back yard. They also make whistle noises when still. I normally hear them when they are flying over
They are my favorite bird with the whistling. Woodpeckers clucking like chickens while feeding on the suet log are a cl…
The Onion with an important announcement
https://theonion.com/epidemiologists-confirm-first-airborne-transmission-of-mar-a-lago-face-2/
Was he hiding behind his wife while he said that?
I know I should not give them a treat. But they are so cute. The one in the foreground especially. She has learned a trick that she taught herself.
When she sees me out in the early morning she will dash over and do her imitation of a kan…
How to drive the wife out of the kitchen.
Step 1: fry some garlic slices in hot oil in a pan.
Step 2: toss some kimchi in the pan and as soon as it is softened toss in an egg or two and scramble them together.
Step 3: listen to the compla…
Oh bother.
I had to drive up to Sarasota this morning for an appointment at a bank. While driving I noticed a white cloud forming in my vision. its been awhile but I know what that is "migraine with aura".
Only nice thing about getting …
Can someone page RFK Jr for me?
I have a pair of anoles mating on our screen porch door that he can remove.
Did not know he also does animal removals along with vaccine denials. We had a black racer orgy a few weeks back on the back apatio
Little gopher tortoise. I have never seen one this small before. Must be a recent hatchling. Moved it off the road in the direction it was facing. When we walked back by an nhour or so later it was gone so hopefully it went wherever it wan…
So what was the meeting about?
No quacks just lots of whistling going on.
@helplessduck
A nice dark rye sourdough loaf before and after baking.
#SourDough
#SourDoughBread
Whistle duck in the back yard. They also make whistle noises when still. I normally hear them when they are flying over
They are my favorite bird with the whistling. Woodpeckers clucking like chickens while feeding on the suet log are a cl…
The Onion with an important announcement
https://theonion.com/epidemiologists-confirm-first-airborne-transmission-of-mar-a-lago-face-2/
Was he hiding behind his wife while he said that?
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
techhub.social
A tech server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 6 views per post.
📤Posts about 1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~0.1× of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
I’m a faux curmudgeon.
You are welcome on my lawn.
Interest include reading, love to spend time with a good book. 3D printing and design. Lapidary and smithing both for jewelry and metalwork. Electronics and designing odd things that use microprocessors.
I was the servant of 1 kitty ( sadly departed) and happily married to my wife who is way smarter than me.
( She has the PHD )
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