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Followers
114
Account age
3 yrs
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🧰 Free analysis for Noah Bailey
📊 Post engagement
7
Avg engagement / post
6.1%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Fellow Canadians, please write to your MP about age verification · 11 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
1.2 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.3×
Follows 394 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Happy Raccoon Birthday to all who celebrate 🦝 🎂
https://youtu.be/1G9iEvQYM4I
#raccoon #birthday #raccoonbirthday
Can’t think of a more miserable place to die of infectious diseases than a cruise ship
I know it really isn't that much, but it's crazy to me that over 30,000 people read my silly little rant a few weeks ago about building your own router out of trash. That's like a whole town worth of people! Imagine standing in front of 30…
I'm not 100% certain, but I think this is about my silly router experiment. :p
> “Even if you can’t get a router, you can do anything with a router!” I am an engineer who speaks fluently. What was his unexpected idea?
https://kn.itmedia.co…
What I miss the most about the “old internet” is that websites would have emojis like this and no ads
This is my comment for #alto public feedback page:
I understand the concerns some people have about the project, they're totally valid, but we need to consider the broader context.
Not building a HSR system means we continue building new …
https://www.osnews.com/story/144706/how-to-turn-anything-into-a-router/
hey look, it's me!
https://hackaday.com/2026/04/02/anything-can-be-a-router-if-you-try-hard-enough/
maybe it's time to lock in and become an SNMP boomer. No more otel and grafana. Return to monke. #sysadmin
Do you hate getting blinded by obnoxious high beams on big trucks and SUVs? Tell Transport Canada!
https://tc.canada.ca/en/corporate-services/consultations/canadian-experience-vehicle-headlights-glare-night
#canada #transport #driving #car…
Shouting out this great tip for any Debian user, shrinking the initramfs by >80%
My current install is about 7 years old, and the number of modules and "stuff" in the kernel has grown quite a bit in that time, especially including non-fre…
What I miss the most about the “old internet” is that websites would have emojis like this and no ads
This is my comment for #alto public feedback page:
I understand the concerns some people have about the project, they're totally valid, but we need to consider the broader context.
Not building a HSR system means we continue building new …
https://www.osnews.com/story/144706/how-to-turn-anything-into-a-router/
hey look, it's me!
https://hackaday.com/2026/04/02/anything-can-be-a-router-if-you-try-hard-enough/
maybe it's time to lock in and become an SNMP boomer. No more otel and grafana. Return to monke. #sysadmin
Do you hate getting blinded by obnoxious high beams on big trucks and SUVs? Tell Transport Canada!
https://tc.canada.ca/en/corporate-services/consultations/canadian-experience-vehicle-headlights-glare-night
#canada #transport #driving #car…
Shouting out this great tip for any Debian user, shrinking the initramfs by >80%
My current install is about 7 years old, and the number of modules and "stuff" in the kernel has grown quite a bit in that time, especially including non-fre…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mstdn.ca
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✅ Link-verified
Verified link
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On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 7 views per post.
📤Posts about 1.2× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated89/100
Excellent
Credibility score
99%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~6.1% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
📌Ontario, Canada
👨💻Some kind of internet plumber
🛠️ I build things that make computers cooperate
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