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it is a strange and unpleasant movement for humans, rather dizzying to perform at length and not what we're built to do at all. but you CAN do it for some distance to see how it actually works. the problem is that if you're moving too fast…
i've been fixated on the tripod spinning run that was described of the Masters in the City of Gold and Lead for years and while i have trouble visualizing it at times i remember i figured it out thinking about what the human equivalent wou…
i mean logically you would just make that function a parent class's method and call it but i was pondering how you might want different guys to use a set of generic variants... well we're still just discussing stuff oop solves on its own s…
so if you can pass functions around as a variable, you should be able to pass a generic function to a bunch of other objects like "Generate an explosion and remove self", or something like that... if i dont misunderstand how closures and s…
this is conversion2, which tries to change you to resist or null the last move your opponent hit you with, and never lets it change to the same type you already had. apparently if it tries to find a random valid type 1000 times and fails i…
thing i saw in the gen 3 code that made me happy. my Porygon has made me randomize 1000 times
well, while i still have a bit of energy, back to the bone engine techology
is he a fake human that feeds? is he part of a larger set of things? is he something a human turned into? does he follow any rules? does he have any motivation? you need at least one thing or he's nothing more than a symbol
like if hes just an unknowable outer god type hes not good at playing the part. he doesn't have a curse to him. i unironically think the joke about him wanting his $20 has more of a "ghost story" vibe where he becomes an entity that you br…
been thinking about my opinions on slenderman and i think the biggest problem for me is that his vibes dont fit how people handle him. he shouldnt just be otherworldly like a mistake or a monster. he wears a suit and is surely connected to…
wait ok ok new headcanon. you know how a bunch of mons that can clearly float are weak to earthquake. like geodude. what if they float but they are still like, directly in sync with the ground somehow like a hovercraft on an air cushion. s…
i think it's so funny that meteor mash was metagross's move... and ALSO, clefairy. because we take this space shit serious
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