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Followers
219
Account age
3 yrs
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Known for
📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Jun 19latest
4
Avg engagement / post
1–2
Typical post (engagement)
1.8%
Engagement vs followers
28/100
Variable reach
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 1 and 2 likes + reposts (median 2) — reach is spiky, driven by the occasional post that pops.
🔥 Top post: this poem doesn't kill fascists but it hurts their precious snow · 21 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.27 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 10 text · 2 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1×
Follows 230 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Ironic thought of the day: Just because you have a thought doesn't mean you have to post it online.
the raccoon staggers
across the lawn
in noonday sun
drunk on trash
juice & rum like
that time in 1989
when Joanie tossed
a fifth of Everclear
into the bonfire &
the heat-whomp
pushed us back
& two days later
I sobered up enough
to squint &…
on predestination
there is no plan
beyond just this:
bees for honey,
flies for shit.
#badmicropoetry #poetry
no one prays
to the god of
sporks except
drunks at KFC
& even then the
slaw goes every-
where but home
#badmicropoetry #poetry
Boosting this post because I'll be damned I didn't catch myself nodding my head in agreement as I read:
https://frankchimero.com/blog/2025/selling-lemons/
outskirts math
+
first fall morning:
driveway cat unfurls
beneath Ford F150
-
sauce, sauce, squirrel
Cadet Cub circles
battered apple trees
x
morning splits air
lawn gurgles sludge:
septic tank leakage
÷
across the creek
my father's razor…
#badmicropoetry #poetry
"Lists are how we fight chaos with ballpoint pens."
--Mira Ptacin
https://longreads.com/2025/07/15/eight-limes-no-more-found-lists-poetry/
tree on roof:
squirrels scurry
as chainsaws growl
#badmicropoetry #poetry
#badmicropoetry #poetry
a drop of ink
spreads out
in a glass
of water;
a log rots
in the woods
& the universe
expands in
whatever
cradle rocks
the universe
to dreaming
while babies
sleep & light-
houses break
beneath waves,
salt drying on
so many cheeks.
#badmicr…
#badmicropoetry #poetry
"Lists are how we fight chaos with ballpoint pens."
--Mira Ptacin
https://longreads.com/2025/07/15/eight-limes-no-more-found-lists-poetry/
tree on roof:
squirrels scurry
as chainsaws growl
#badmicropoetry #poetry
#badmicropoetry #poetry
a drop of ink
spreads out
in a glass
of water;
a log rots
in the woods
& the universe
expands in
whatever
cradle rocks
the universe
to dreaming
while babies
sleep & light-
houses break
beneath waves,
salt drying on
so many cheeks.
#badmicr…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
writing.exchange
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 4 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.3× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated75/100
Good
Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~1.8% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Professor, editor, writer, poet, hack. I write. I teach. I eat. I sleep. Married. Kids. Mortgage. Debt. Another old white guy. Otherwise, I got nuthin'.
Also check out my secondary profile on social.vivaldi.net: @mwschmeer
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