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I think Tuxie knew we were going somewhere without him, which is Not OK.
4:45 a.m.! Time to get up! Drive to the airport! Fly 833.6 miles (1,341.5 km)! And attend my wife's nephew's wedding!
(This is me trying to psych myself up. Blrrrgh.)
Yeah, that's what I'd call a suboptimal distance-to-ETA ratio.
I'm starting to think the world situation is less like Terminator, where artificial intelligence enslaves mankind, and more like Theatrix, where humanoid insectile aliens enslave humanity.
And the techbros are the humanoid insectile alien…
Update: when he reached up to see what had landed on his head, he also got pigeon shit on his sleeve, and it's not like he has a washing machine or spare clothes handy on his cross-country Greyhound bus trip. #IHopeJohnRoberts
Pinto Sally.
#CarTroubleASongOrPoem #HashtagGames
#IHopeJohnRoberts thinks maybe he'll walk from downtown Kansas City towards the Missouri River, but he gets slightly disoriented and finds himself walking east instead of north, and as he crosses under the freeway a pigeon shits on his hea…
After he recovers from his unexpected bout of nostalgia and loneliness, #IHopeJohnRoberts notices that right next to where he's sitting on the ground in the filthy Kansas City alley is yet another dead rat, and although he has no idea whet…
CpAPs.
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Quaalude Leap.
#SleepyTVShows #HashtagGames
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