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Weekend at Mitch’s
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#NoIncumbents
Make it a thing.
I just pulled a Tony Stark. I was walking into the Metro tunnel and there was some political candidate there handing out flyers. She went to hand me one and I said “oh no thank you. I don’t like to be handed things.”
Brie Larson’s cover of Black Sheep in the superior version.
https://youtu.be/1xcSDYy3Dl4?si=RlGhUy-YN5lTrX3o
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People. The reason you got the Boys finale you did is because you couldn’t handle the original storyline. You couldn’t take 5 seasons of the unheroic Billy Butcher.
Remember kids: They’re only guillotines if you get them from the Guillo area of France. If not then they’re just Sparkling Wealth Redistribution Machines.
The President of the United States is clearly unwell. Why won’t his family do something? Because as long as he’s in power, they’re getting richer.
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Hey @thatmark I feel like we need another game of “hide and go fuck yourself”
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