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Followers
424
Account age
1 yrs
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Known for
29 views
My, what big eyes you have.
#TabbyTuesday #CatsOfMastodon
10 views
Let me show you my belly.
#TabbyTuesday #CatsOfMastodon
9 views
#ToeBeanTuesday #TabbyTuesday #CatsOfMastodon
2 views
I was handed this from a resident in exchange for a package. I think I got the better deal here. This was made at some local bakery.
#CupCake #Bakery #Dessert
📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Aug 17latest
7
Avg engagement / post
2–9
Typical post (engagement)
1.7%
Engagement vs followers
42/100
Variable reach
Nov 2024
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 2 and 9 likes + reposts (median 2) — reach is spiky, driven by the occasional post that pops.
🔥 Top post: My, what big eyes you have. #TabbyTuesday #CatsOfMastodon · 29 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
9.1 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 8 text · 4 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
4.1×
Follows 103 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
My, what big eyes you have.
#TabbyTuesday #CatsOfMastodon
The phrase "The Customer is Always right" has a new meaning when you realize you aren't the customer.
You know that feeling of waking up and not wanting to go to work? I can confidently say that isn't how I feel as of current. Sitting in a guard shack is relatively boring work. But when a resident informs me of how professional I handle th…
It's a toasty 85F /29C here today and I just had a resident come by complaining that it was still hot in comparison to where they moved from. I told em I came from a dessert environment. I don't think it's that toasty, but the natives sure…
The best part of living alone is being able to drink milk out of the container you buy it in.
I brought a network cable in order to see if I could get faster speeds in comparison to the wifi and to say I was disappointed is an understatement. So, I logged into this dumb Century Link modem and it provides speeds such as 55 Mbps Down…
I was handed this from a resident in exchange for a package. I think I got the better deal here. This was made at some local bakery.
#CupCake #Bakery #Dessert
Let me show you my belly.
#TabbyTuesday #CatsOfMastodon
#ToeBeanTuesday #TabbyTuesday #CatsOfMastodon
"If we all do one nice thing daily, the world would be a better place."
Words of wisdom from an elderly gentleman who lives at the site I work.
I think the little team that does unarmed security at this site would be best described as functionally dysfunctional. It's a very diverse team to boot. We're all bad at this job, but somehow we manage.
So, while I was doing some cable management with the computer, I thought it was wise for me to completely destroy the modem that was provided to me a couple of weeks ago. The coax got stuck under the standing desks feet and promptly pulled…
I was handed this from a resident in exchange for a package. I think I got the better deal here. This was made at some local bakery.
#CupCake #Bakery #Dessert
Let me show you my belly.
#TabbyTuesday #CatsOfMastodon
#ToeBeanTuesday #TabbyTuesday #CatsOfMastodon
"If we all do one nice thing daily, the world would be a better place."
Words of wisdom from an elderly gentleman who lives at the site I work.
I think the little team that does unarmed security at this site would be best described as functionally dysfunctional. It's a very diverse team to boot. We're all bad at this job, but somehow we manage.
So, while I was doing some cable management with the computer, I thought it was wise for me to completely destroy the modem that was provided to me a couple of weeks ago. The coax got stuck under the standing desks feet and promptly pulled…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodon.social
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2024
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2024 — 1 year ago.
👁️Averages 7 views per post.
📤Posts about 9.1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated61/100
Fair
Credibility score
84%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 84% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~1.7% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Just a Caveman Living in the #PNW, #Hippy, #Cannabis User, #Bald w/ a #Beard, Happy #Linux User Noises, Ex #IT Guy, #Professional Freeloader, Have You Tried Turning it Off and On Again?, Wanna be Retail #Stonk Investor, #MEMES the DNA of our Soul, No Longer Religious, Probably a #Furry, #Sexuality? Byesexual, Owner of 2 #Cats [Goobie & Totoro (R.I.P. Tali Zorah)], Weird #Music Enjoyer, Plays #VideoGames, Ally of #LGBTQ+, & Other Things I Can't Think Of Adding To This.
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