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the thing about cats is, they are so high strung its like they never relax...
Are you gonna change French writing language rules next?
Arabic?
Cyrillic?
Chinese?
Arrogant a-holes!
go f@({ yourself!!!!
Also,
SQL is hands down...flat out...completely gd stupid!!!!
ONE LINE, ONE RECORD, ONE KEY
(go f@({ yourself!!!!!!)
It was Today I Learned that webdev (braindead arrogant a-holes) "staff" about ten years ago systemically programmed html and css to ELIMINATE double spaces after punctuation, by default, as the de facto standard for the whole gd world.
Def…
@iaponomarenko I know that you and your brothers and sisters have your hands full defending against pure evil.
Just thought you should know that the movie "Idiocracy" was apparently a future-tense documentary of sorts and we have officiall…
#hashtagwars #aftermidnight #typobusinesses
Office Repo
Nordstrom Back Alley
Nissan EV Ramen
Kraft Mac n Febreze
Creating a toot with #HashTagWars to start a search that hopefully @AfterMidnight is already here and my instance just can't see them...
Shout out to the Goldbergs...
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Someone get all the meteorologists some candy asap! When they say trick or treat they are serious...
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apologies for being out of context...
I cant un-see this, un-think this, un-know this exists in the world
i am going to sms, post and re post this ad nauseum for years!
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@ancient_catbus #monsterdon #matango
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