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Followers
2.8K
Account age
3 yrs
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Known for
1.1K views
Did you guys know that tomatoes contain seeds that you can use to make other tomatoes?! This shit is WIIIILD, yo. You can just PIRATE tomatoes!?
I grew this! In my lounge! From a seed!?! I totally would download a tomato.
And i thought COMPUTERS were crazy. :mind_blown:
69 views
Photo post
39 views
No main @riskybusiness show this week cause Pat's got the week off for school holidays, but I just hit the publish button on a special treat:
https://risky.biz/S1KSGSPECIAL01/
24 views
Im at what, 25 years in infosec? Idk why I didn’t just think to put a label on?
📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Apr 24latest
121
Avg engagement / post
24–39
Typical post (engagement)
4.4%
Engagement vs followers
0/100
Spiky reach
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 24 and 39 likes + reposts (median 29) — reach is spiky, driven by the occasional post that pops.
🔥 Top post: Did you guys know that tomatoes contain seeds that you can use t · 1.1K likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.1 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 7 text · 5 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
16×
Follows 170 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
Did you guys know that tomatoes contain seeds that you can use to make other tomatoes?! This shit is WIIIILD, yo. You can just PIRATE tomatoes!?
I grew this! In my lounge! From a seed!?! I totally would download a tomato.
And i thought COMPUTERS were crazy. :mind_blown:
Im at what, 25 years in infosec? Idk why I didn’t just think to put a label on?
{"alg":"comedy", ...
https://insinuator.net/2026/02/jwt-authentication-bypass-in-openid-connect-authenticator-for-tomcat/
RE: https://cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog/115929393014353710
/me blinks
Wait what year is it again?!
If you've ever run into your ios exploit dev mate at the pub after work and they seem a lil crazy-eyed, you can kinda see why:
https://googleprojectzero.blogspot.com/2025/03/blasting-past-webp.html
(ht to @buherator )
When you report on Russian cybercrime so long that it starts to rub off on you…
what i wanna know is, what are the web stats on the webserver at Oracle that serves the java6 JRE, for people who are only now discovering that using the console on the ILOM web interface to press <F8> on their windows during boot requires…
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@mp@mastodon.sdf.org Pipes Research Power is totally a force multiplier. One of the shells I got once that really stuck with me, was for a customer who'd deployed a security product protecting a key (and I mean ... this thing was... import…
I worked with Pipes ( @mp@mastodon.sdf.org ) for the last twenty years. Some people ask "what's Pipes up to?", but my question always is "how is Pipes up to whatever he's up to?"
He wrote a paper answering that question: https://www.dista…
Oh bother, said Fancy Pooh.
So in yesterday's @riskybusiness Risky Biz Ep 746, when i was intro-ing the bit about Cisco ASA firewalls getting rekt, I attributed it to Fancy Bear/Russia, when the @agreenberg piece we were talking about att…
No main @riskybusiness show this week cause Pat's got the week off for school holidays, but I just hit the publish button on a special treat:
https://risky.biz/S1KSGSPECIAL01/
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
infosec.exchange
A cybersecurity & infosec server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 121 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated72/100
Good
Credibility score
94%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 94% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~4.4% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Organic base — far more followers than accounts it follows.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Unix Berzerker, Pundit on Risky Business, and retired hacker con organiser (Kiwicon!). Would enjoy the cloud future more if AWS was just one big Solaris box, and we could hilari-shell it via SunRPC.
Was @metlstorm on Twitter.
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