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"Hey, Matthew, how is applied math going?"
"They have introduced a fifth squiggly letter e. I literally need a cheat sheet just to decipher the book. I have resorted to having a Greek alphabet chart on me just to know what to call each of these fuck ass letters."
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Like you tell me what's the better deal here? The pi wins *purely* on form factor, it's very unfeasible to make a DIY handheld out of a Think Center whereas you can find CAD files for a pi handheld online in one google search. But if I want to make a home server, yeah, a used (sometimes even new) mini pc trounces the pi in value
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"Hey, Matthew, how is applied math going?"
"They have introduced a fifth squiggly letter e. I literally need a cheat sheet just to decipher the book. I have resorted to having a Greek alphabet chart on me just to know what to call each of …
Like you tell me what's the better deal here? The pi wins *purely* on form factor, it's very unfeasible to make a DIY handheld out of a Think Center whereas you can find CAD files for a pi handheld online in one google search. But if I wan…
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Dawg, raspberry pis are so fucking expensive, I am not going to lie
Ugh, having one one those "need to have a frank conversation with someone" days and unfortunately I hate having frank conversations and the person is volatile so it could all go tits up with serious ramifications for my future.
Anyways, ti…
So my partner and I were rewatching Heroes and I notice Hayden Panettiere's name flash by in the opening credits. "I know that name." I say, and my partner tells me, yes, that's who plays Claire. And I shake my head. "No, I know that name …
Wait Bafana beat Korea???
I have a math assignment due in two hours and I am absolutely gonna flunk this one champs, I didn't alot enough time for it and the questions I did finish were done through a haze of burnout, depression and other poor decisions. Really has…
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My mother installed an app for her blood pressure monitor and the app installed a launcher that *almost* matches stock on her phone for the sole purpose of showing an ad every other time she opens an app.
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Me to my partner: No bae let me pick a movie for us tonight, I don't only like sad movies
The movie YouTube shorts is propagandizing me into watching right now:
1-1! We didn't lose! We are celebrating tonight! You just know the vibe in the Czech locker room is kak right now, coach is kakking everyone out for losing the lead.
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