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I ordered a new microphone a while ago and I guess the dude who packed the order at the distribution warehouse fucked up because they just slapped a label onto the stock box it came in and shipped it to me. So I ended up getting two microp…
How to become a billionaire like Vivek Ramaswamy
> Buy failed drug candidate for 5 million dollars
> Claim that drug can cure Alzheimer's to get private investor money
> Go public
> Sell your stock at peak value before clinical trial resul…
I hope eBays executives will mail me pig fetuses, spiders and cockroaches for writing this post now
Everything sucks now and is horrible and I hate my life
Also combined with their god awful AI description writing "feature", which sellers use now because they are stupid lazy fucking idiots where the AI only writes based on whatever promotional material it knows about what you're selling, as t…
I don't know when this happened but I recently noticed that eBay removed the ability for you to filter out "for parts" items when searching for listings. You used to be able to filter between "new", "open box", "used", "for parts", "refurb…
When people buy computers from me, mainly Mac customers, I get so many people who ask me if the Mac I’m selling supports some app, so I check the Mac App Store to see and the app is mobile only, but you can just use that platform on deskto…
I should clarify: I'm referring to the software posted on checkm8.info. From what I'm able to tell they sell an iCloud bypassing service where they use the checkm8 exploit, but they charge you on a per device basis, though I'd rather not p…
Donald Trump is the best president ever.
He's HUMBLE like Andrew Johnson.
He's HONEST like Richard Nixon.
He's FAITHFUL like Bill Clinton.
He's YOUNG like Joe Biden.
He's a PACIFIST like George W. Bush.
He's INTELLIGENT like Warren G. Hard…
Flock Safety wants to hide their business address so here is where their offices are located:
3284 Northside Pkwy NW
Atlanta, GA 30327 :)
I'm aware that I'm in the vast minority of people with this opinion.
For me the only advantage that Playstation has is the ability to buy and play my games on a disc. I can buy them on sale from other stores, buy it used, share it, play it…
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