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Now the hard part is past and it just needs to boil for a while. Not clear how long, but I'm figuring it should probably be pretty long.
In the photo it's just starting to bubble. As I write this it's been going maybe a half hour, and it certainly smells interesting. Not sure I'd say good or bad. It's a strong unfamiliar smell in which some of the ingredients are recognizable and most aren't.
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Botanical ingredients ready to go. Time for the anchovies.
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Imouto-chan contributed half a litre of homemade elderflower vinegar. For reasons unclear to me, she chose to package it in a childproof jar from children's multivitamin tablets, which was never really designed to contain liquids, and didn't, when she mailed it. Just enough survived to meet the quantity for the recipe.
When I bought the wine, the cashier warned me that *one* of the bottles was l
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The shallots were easy. The horseradish... wasn't. Half a pound is a lot of tough, woody roots to work through, and there's nothing for it but to crank up the Loreena McKennitt and feel like a real witch for the time it takes to grate this much.
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Now the hard part is past and it just needs to boil for a while. Not clear how long, but I'm figuring it should probably be pretty long.
In the photo it's just starting to bubble. As I write this it's been going maybe a half hour, and it certainly smells interesting. Not sure…
So... finished baking, and I've eaten a couple bowls of it.
The flavour from the ketchup, even at the high percentage I used, is not actually all that strongly noticeable. I think partly it's because it duplicates a lot of the flavour pro…
Last minute decision that it wouldn't all fit in the one casserole dish, and had to be split across two. This messes up the layering I had intended, but it had to be done.
A cup of "white ketchup" went into what was a little over a quart …
Macaroni (technically "Scoobi Doo") and grated cheese
Finished product. A little over a litre, which is far more than I need. Questions include what to do with the excess before it goes bad, and if it does, how I'll know.
Imouto-chan contributed half a litre of homemade elderflower vinegar. For reasons unclear to me, she chose to package it in a childproof jar from children's multivitamin tablets, which was never really designed to contain liquids, and did…
Botanical ingredients ready to go. Time for the anchovies.
The shallots were easy. The horseradish... wasn't. Half a pound is a lot of tough, woody roots to work through, and there's nothing for it but to crank up the Loreena McKennitt and feel like a real witch for the time it takes to grate th…
This recipe is going to make a *lot* of ketchup. Given the difficulty of sourcing ingredients, it doesn't make sense to do it on a much smaller scale. So I had to get some mason jars to store the results.
Then it's time to weigh out ingr…
Okay, it's time. You know the drill: if we had $1,000,000.00, we wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner. But we *would* eat Kraft Dinner, or macaroni and cheese, anyway, and we'd get really expensive ketchup for it. All the fanciest Dijon K…
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