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46
Account age
3 yrs
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$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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This product attaches to a handheld power drill and then inserts into a jar of peanut butter to stir the separated components/oils of a natural, artisanal, organic butter. Can you imagine the person who owns only one each of the standard utensils - but then also has the need to stir so much peanut butter that they are dedicating 25% of their entire drawer to a device which primarily stirs peanut
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I love getting app updates as much as the next person (arguably even more!), but in this case I'm going to accept and interpret this one as sort of a personal challenge. I promise you that in the next 72 hours I will locate a setting, and execute a game play session, in which I am expressly NOT comfortable, despite playing word games with dark mode enabled (hard to believe I know, but I'm going to
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On top of my previous "try to recruit people who text you to join your bank heist" gambit, I'm now operating an "act like an idiot to crypto grifters on TikTok" ruse as well. Really enjoyable for me, even though I'm sure many of them are LLMs.
📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Jun 14latest
1
Avg engagement / post
1–2
Typical post (engagement)
2.2%
Engagement vs followers
79/100
Very consistent reach
Jun 2023
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 1 and 2 likes + reposts (median 1) — a dependable floor a sponsored post can count on.
🔥 Top post: This product attaches to a handheld power drill and then inserts · 3 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.19 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 8 text · 4 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.8×
Follows 59 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
This product attaches to a handheld power drill and then inserts into a jar of peanut butter to stir the separated components/oils of a natural, artisanal, organic butter. Can you imagine the person who owns only one each of the standard utensils - but then also has the need to…
"Have questions about your solar system?" was momentarily a very exciting email subject to have received. I had an entire internal monologue where I speculated that maybe some famous astronomer was reaching out to assuage my deepest fears …
Yesterday I figured out where the water shutoff for an outdoor (previously believed unusable) hose bib is located. We moved into this house 8 years ago this week.
Our local school district has a BYOD policy at the high school level. I'm not sure how I'll convince my children that this is funny, but I'm going to find a way to get one of them to push around an office cart with one of these on it - htt…
Carl comes home from a long day at work. He's tired and hungry and knows that his one lone fork is dirty and that he's fresh out of salad greens and meats. Fortunately for Carl, he scored big at the farmer's market last weekend -- he's got…
I love getting app updates as much as the next person (arguably even more!), but in this case I'm going to accept and interpret this one as sort of a personal challenge. I promise you that in the next 72 hours I will locate a setting, and …
Listening to a podcast where a horse jockey is talking about riding different kinds of horses and he's describing the horses as being very much like people and they each have their own individual personality but my belief is that you shoul…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27ve_got_your_nose
On top of my previous "try to recruit people who text you to join your bank heist" gambit, I'm now operating an "act like an idiot to crypto grifters on TikTok" ruse as well. Really enjoyable for me, even though I'm sure many of them are L…
Is there a more primal fear one can have than the scenario where you are listening to something on earbuds and you accidentally bump against a counter in a way where the volume up button from the smartphone in your pocket gets pushed and s…
Similarly, a warning for anyone who is discretely approached by a religious zealot or traveling bible salesman - when they open their trench coat or briefcase to slyly reveal their wares to you and await your precise choice of contraband t…
If you are at a protest today and you are approached by someone who is dressed as a magician but you think they are also an officer of the law or military, and they show you a deck of seemingly normal playing cards and do some elaborate sh…
Carl comes home from a long day at work. He's tired and hungry and knows that his one lone fork is dirty and that he's fresh out of salad greens and meats. Fortunately for Carl, he scored big at the farmer's market last weekend -- he's got…
I love getting app updates as much as the next person (arguably even more!), but in this case I'm going to accept and interpret this one as sort of a personal challenge. I promise you that in the next 72 hours I will locate a setting, and …
Listening to a podcast where a horse jockey is talking about riding different kinds of horses and he's describing the horses as being very much like people and they each have their own individual personality but my belief is that you shoul…
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%27ve_got_your_nose
On top of my previous "try to recruit people who text you to join your bank heist" gambit, I'm now operating an "act like an idiot to crypto grifters on TikTok" ruse as well. Really enjoyable for me, even though I'm sure many of them are L…
Is there a more primal fear one can have than the scenario where you are listening to something on earbuds and you accidentally bump against a counter in a way where the volume up button from the smartphone in your pocket gets pushed and s…
Similarly, a warning for anyone who is discretely approached by a religious zealot or traveling bible salesman - when they open their trench coat or briefcase to slyly reveal their wares to you and await your precise choice of contraband t…
If you are at a protest today and you are approached by someone who is dressed as a magician but you think they are also an officer of the law or military, and they show you a deck of seemingly normal playing cards and do some elaborate sh…
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On Mastodon since
Jun 2023
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💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 1 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.2× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated71/100
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Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
Medium
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~2.2% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
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