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8.7K
Account age
9 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$49 – $79 / sponsored post
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another reason to love Hertz rental cars: if you drive one of their rental cars in Colorado and you hit any of Colorado's many every-lane-is-a-toll highways, normally Colorado takes a photo of your car then mails you a bill, but Hertz intercepts those and adds DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF TWO TOLLS onto it for "convenience"
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dang I love the little Aliexpress touchscreens that can be set up to control anything in your house, for all of $20 or so. They're freaking amazing. \
Thanks @cruftbox for writing about them!
https://a.wholelottanothing.org/controlling-your-home-with-tiny-cheap-touchscreens/
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It isn’t often you get to witness absolute perfection
📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Jul 20latest
19
Avg engagement / post
12–22
Typical post (engagement)
0.2%
Engagement vs followers
74/100
Very consistent reach
Apr 2017
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 12 and 22 likes + reposts (median 21) — a dependable floor a sponsored post can count on.
🔥 Top post: another reason to love Hertz rental cars: if you drive one of th · 48 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
8.1 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 6 text · 6 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
9.9×
Follows 874 back. A strong ratio — an audience that follows them, not a follow-for-follow network.
Recent posts
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another reason to love Hertz rental cars: if you drive one of their rental cars in Colorado and you hit any of Colorado's many every-lane-is-a-toll highways, normally Colorado takes a photo of your car then mails you a bill, but Hertz intercepts those and adds DOUBLE THE AMOUNT …
I used some nicer cedar deck boards today for round 2 and it came out better.
Does everyone in Portland know the story of the Film Exchange Building? It took me years to learn the fascinating backstory, which I just wrote up. https://a.wholelottanothing.org/unraveling-the-weirdness-of-the-portland-film-exchange-buil…
hey siri, post a photo of the 50lb brick shithouse outdoor chair I just built in a couple hours using 2x6 pressure treated lumber and use the furthest distance photo and reduce the resolution so no one zooms in and sees all my mistakes, ok…
Shoutout to whoever wrote the geo-restricted TV streaming app I tried to use tonight with a mullvad vpn IP address set to different US cities that blocked me from playback, but when I picked a Canadian IP, it all worked fine. Thanks for le…
but Matt you say, surely the same car rental agency that employed OJ Simpson for so many years couldn't possibly make any shady business decisions today, right?
dang I love the little Aliexpress touchscreens that can be set up to control anything in your house, for all of $20 or so. They're freaking amazing. \
Thanks @cruftbox for writing about them!
https://a.wholelottanothing.org/controlling-yo…
Today, Pogacar won a mountain stage over a minute faster than Marco Pantani did it in the late 1990s, which was long considered an “impossible” result because it was done by the most doped-up rider during the most doped up Tour de France o…
It isn’t often you get to witness absolute perfection
There should a Forged in Fire style TV show about woodworking. Norm Abram can be a judge.
I walked into a grocery store and spent $35 on non-alcoholic beer at 2pm on a weekday and when paying for it I half expected the checkout person to ask me if I didnt have a drinking problem
on the Matt Damon to Josh Brolin continuum, today’s Matt Damon is closing in on the end of it
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🐘 Community & instance
Home server
xoxo.zone
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Apr 2017
An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2017 — 9 years ago.
👁️Averages 19 views per post.
📤Posts about 8.1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated52/100
Fair
Credibility score
76%
Mixed
Real audience
Medium
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 76% real, active audience · Medium fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~0.2% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (9+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
💚 Brand affinity
EstimatedBrands Matthew Haughey's audience is most likely to respond to — from detected sponsorships in this niche.
About
Internet nerd from way way back. Currently: writing. Mostly jokes.
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