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That is... a lot of peniseses
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Every bro with a nicotine pouch thinking he's stealth
The wonderful thing about being cut off by an Audi on the freeway is the assurance that the car they drive is a overpriced piece of shit and will reward their karma with a blown seal in the short term
What a day. My faith in karma reached a new low, and this is during a Trump administration. I bought a car for an ex-employee in need, then got taco grease on my favorite T-shirt and dropped my drivers license *somewhere*. $60 for a replac…
My last two "real" dates:
- date one drinks too much, passes out in restaurant lobby
-date two's idea of small talk is describing the smell of a dead body
Are all men in their fifties fundamentally broken?
What if AI coding agents so fundamentally broke legacy software stacks like Adobe and Microsoft Office that we got Fresh New Software instead of a crumbling 80s infrastructure covered in pancake makeup?
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