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Account age
3 yrs
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Known for
130 views
Y’all. I got my biopsy back today. I’m cancer free. It’s a win and I’ll take it.
#Cancer #CancerFree #Phew
127 views
This is Jimothy. He’s a raccoon with a truncated spine that’s been causing a stir in Seattle. He’s become a celeb of sort.
He seems to be doing his raccoon things just like any other. What a cool little guy.
🧵 1/2
#Jimothy #Seattle #Raccoon #Animals #Cute
46 views
Dinner. Japanese noodles with tofu and scallions.
#Vegan #Tofu #Noodles #Noms #Yum
45 views
ICE is a group of domestic terrorists. @CrimethInc has published three guides for activists on how to safely protect communities while following them and announcing their presence.
The latest is from folks in San Francisco:
https://crimethinc.com/2026/07/16/protecting-your-neighbors-by-following-ice
📊 Post engagement
45
Avg engagement / post
0.9%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Y’all. I got my biopsy back today. I’m cancer free. It’s a win a · 130 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
14 / week
Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 10 image · 2 video.
Follower / following
1.6×
Follows 3.1K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
Y’all. I got my biopsy back today. I’m cancer free. It’s a win and I’ll take it.
#Cancer #CancerFree #Phew
My friend’s band The Besmirchers is on tour and played in town tonight. They were so amazing. Punk af.
They’re on tour with a band called Fang. The singer comes out and says this:
“Let’s get something clear right now. If you’re a racist, y…
A follow-up on Jimothy. @oatmeal created this rendition. He’s reached maximum celebrity. Little guy.
🧵 3/2
#Jimothy #Seattle #Raccoon #Animals
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And here’s a second video someone caught on their cam.
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This is Jimothy. He’s a raccoon with a truncated spine that’s been causing a stir in Seattle. He’s become a celeb of sort.
He seems to be doing his raccoon things just like any other. What a cool little guy.
🧵 1/2
#Jimothy #Seattle #Raccoo…
ICE is a group of domestic terrorists. @CrimethInc has published three guides for activists on how to safely protect communities while following them and announcing their presence.
The latest is from folks in San Francisco:
https://crimeth…
I’m listening to Jane’s Addiction. The song “Been Caught Stealing” comes on. There are dogs barking at the beginning. Early jumps up and starts barking, trying to look out the window. 😂
#Dogs #DogsOfMastodon #Mastodogs
JFC. Calm down. I'm getting there.
#UX #Usability #UI #Design #FrontEnd #Development #WebForms #FormValidation
This cute little guy is from the original Super Mario Bros. His name is Goomba in English and Kuribō in Japanese.
The game takes place in a mushroom kingdom, so he was modeled after Shiitakes. But one developer thought he resembled a chest…
Me: hey, Siri. Play “Focus” by Cynic.
Siri: here’s “Focus,” by Arianna Grande.
Me: stop! Siri, don’t play it! Stop!
Stereo: [playing Arianna]
🤦🏻♂️
#Siri #Music
Y’all. If you love olives, buy these and eat them. They’re bangin’. Best green olives I’ve ever had. My wife and I are on our second jar.
#Olives #Yum #Yummy #Noms
Dinner. Japanese noodles with tofu and scallions.
#Vegan #Tofu #Noodles #Noms #Yum
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mas.to
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 45 views per post.
📤Posts about 14× per week.
🛡️ Audience credibility
75/100
Good
Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.9% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Neurodivergent activist, dad, husband, designer, developer, writer, plant eater, musician, lover, hater, potty mouth. Mas.to moderator. On Atfalati land in Portland, OR, USA. He/him/his.
#Equity #Abolition #Antifascist #Design #Code #Writer
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