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Followers
506
Account age
3 yrs
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Known for
31 views
And then I saw this mural where the Salem MA police aspire to be Cylons.
21 views
I really thought this was going to be my peak What The Fuck moment of my ride.
16 views
Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret: every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it; don't wait for it; just let it happen. It could be a new shirt in a men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or stopping at a farmstand for some perfectly ripe plums and an ice-cold sarsaparilla soda 33 miles into a ride on a perfect summer day.
#BikeTooter
https://better.boston/@M
13 views
Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret: every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it; don't wait for it; just let it happen. It could be a new shirt in a men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or finding, completely at random and just 6 miles from my house, a nature preserve with a series of carriage roads designed by Frederick Law Olmstead
#BikeTooter
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📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Jul 2latest
11
Avg engagement / post
3–16
Typical post (engagement)
2.2%
Engagement vs followers
65/100
Consistent reach
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 3 and 16 likes + reposts (median 10) — a dependable floor a sponsored post can count on.
🔥 Top post: And then I saw this mural where the Salem MA police aspire to be · 31 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
4.8 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 5 text · 7 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.1×
Follows 473 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
And then I saw this mural where the Salem MA police aspire to be Cylons.
https://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2023/07/remember-your-freedom-riders
https://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2023/07/how-many-white-inventions-came-from-black-people
I really thought this was going to be my peak What The Fuck moment of my ride.
Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret: every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it; don't wait for it; just let it happen. It could be a new shirt in a men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or stopping a…
I see the New Place has Main Characters.
Imagine describing the past of someone who advocated literal death squads as "controversial."
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/07/03/politics/elliott-abrams-public-diplomacy-nomination/index.html
Vinnie Egizi, heir apparent to the Emperor Joshua Norton
Santa, in his "watching people masturbate" part of the naughty or nice research.
Also, finding the most terrifying "Beware of..." signage imaginable in Fort Pickering, Salem, MA
Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret: every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it; don't wait for it; just let it happen. It could be a new shirt in a men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or finding, c…
https://www.thedailybeast.com/meet-the-guerrilla-bike-activists-installing-bootleg-infrastructure-for-safer-streets #BikeTooter
I really thought this was going to be my peak What The Fuck moment of my ride.
Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret: every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it; don't wait for it; just let it happen. It could be a new shirt in a men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or stopping a…
I see the New Place has Main Characters.
Imagine describing the past of someone who advocated literal death squads as "controversial."
https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2023/07/03/politics/elliott-abrams-public-diplomacy-nomination/index.html
Vinnie Egizi, heir apparent to the Emperor Joshua Norton
Santa, in his "watching people masturbate" part of the naughty or nice research.
Also, finding the most terrifying "Beware of..." signage imaginable in Fort Pickering, Salem, MA
Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret: every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it; don't wait for it; just let it happen. It could be a new shirt in a men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or finding, c…
https://www.thedailybeast.com/meet-the-guerrilla-bike-activists-installing-bootleg-infrastructure-for-safer-streets #BikeTooter
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
better.boston
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 11 views per post.
📤Posts about 4.8× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated66/100
Good
Credibility score
89%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~2.2% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
A hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is. Two wheels good, four wheels bad. Accounting nerd. Born into a 321 PPM world. He/Him
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