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Happy Bloomsday to all who cerebrate.
Look, they've been preparing us for this kind of thing for *decades*.
While they cannot be observed directly, there is ample evidence for the existence of Dark Calories.
TFW you promised to drain the swamp but it backed up into your bathroom.
Walter Isaacson, who has written biographies of Albert Einstein, Leonardo da Vinci, Benjamin Franklin, and Steve Jobs is soon to release a book about Elon Musk.
It will be titled “Elon Musk”, but I think it’d be more appropriate to have ca…
The 22 states with the smallest population added together have a population equivalent to California.
So the same number of Americans have 44 Senators representing them… while California effectively only has 1.
Does that seem right to you…
Pro Tip: Avoid buying a car from anyone who calls an exploding vehicle a "rapid unscheduled disassembly."
PICARD SPOILER
#startrek aka #picard.
Or the time that Bill Clinton absconded with a cache of highly sensitive classified documents and claimed that he had magically declassified them and was entitled to them, even though he swore that he didn’t have them.
Admittedly, my memor…
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Estimated- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~1.3% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
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12%
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