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Timeline cleanse, Dutch edition.
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Let’s talk about the myth of your metabolism slowing down after the age of 25. It’s not true.
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Add a can of diced tomatoes.
I’m a fancy bish and I used fancy tomatoes from Mutti.
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Timeline cleanse, Dutch edition.
#BikeTooter
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Let’s talk about the myth of your metabolism slowing down after the age of 25. It’s not true.
Something else is happening: you’re a Desk Dweller!
How to reverse this predicament?
#deskdwellers
A male friend of mine is claiming that I cannot be in perimenopause because he too felt "weird" when he was in his early 40ies.
Seriously, how does his logic even work?
Testers, or at least the subset of testers who do a lot of work that cannot be automated, have been living this reality for at least a decade.
We keep having to explain the value of our work, over and over again, to people who think we ar…
I'm often reminded how strange it is for me to see many developers grapple with the fact that their work is being automated away and the feelings they have about this.
I have worked with plenty of developers who thought my work as a teste…
Stir well, and a little more water if desired.
In a slow cooker, it’s important that all the contents are covered in the tomatoes, but you also don’t want to add too much extra fluids as it doesn’t evaporate much.
Let the slowcooker do it…
Add a can of diced tomatoes.
I’m a fancy bish and I used fancy tomatoes from Mutti.
Add a generous amount of tex-mex seasoning. I use seasoning without salt.
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