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Followers
461
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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🧰 Free analysis for Mel Kaulfuss
Known for
18 views
Never change Shanghai Dumplings.
10 views
🌶️ Can you deploy on Friday?
You should be able to say yes even if you can't.
https://buildkite.com/blog/applying-sre-principles-to-cicd
9 views
Don’t worry about generative AI, it’s only a problem if you want the web to…
9 views
End of the week for me - a whisky sour with the liquid from my can of chickpeas instead of that gross egg-white. 💛🧡❤️
📊 Post engagement
11
Avg engagement / post
2.4%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: The chance to discover where my true passions lie has just been · 25 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.28 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 7 text · 4 image · 1 video.
Follower / following
1.2×
Follows 372 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Just don’t know how much longer I can hold it together. My current existence is so close to dissolving.
Don’t worry about generative AI, it’s only a problem if you want the web to…
The concept of the mediated web being explained by Rupert Manfredi makes sense to me. If Im understanding it correctly it’s an AI interface between the web and the client (it has a profile of who you are on the client side) and can get you…
I feel like I’ve just learned something really important about the open web from the opening keynote at web directions. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Links_(web_browser)
Turns out…I’m probably autistic, the relief is real. Haha told the kid about this potential development for solidarity and he’s like…”noooooo! 🙄” And *Feines shock*.
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🌶️ Can you deploy on Friday?
You should be able to say yes even if you can't.
https://buildkite.com/blog/applying-sre-principles-to-cicd
I am I live for 8 of 10 cats does countdown old.
Never change Shanghai Dumplings.
End of the week for me - a whisky sour with the liquid from my can of chickpeas instead of that gross egg-white. 💛🧡❤️
TIL American‘s call a pergola purr-gerr-lah, Aussies call it a per-goal-ar.
I’m so happy I got to hug my amazing kid who has grown so tall that I had to ask him to bend his knees! I spent an hour and a half having great conversation and laughs. He’s so very incredible and I’m so proud and also so so confused, disa…
Don’t worry about generative AI, it’s only a problem if you want the web to…
The concept of the mediated web being explained by Rupert Manfredi makes sense to me. If Im understanding it correctly it’s an AI interface between the web and the client (it has a profile of who you are on the client side) and can get you…
I feel like I’ve just learned something really important about the open web from the opening keynote at web directions. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Links_(web_browser)
Turns out…I’m probably autistic, the relief is real. Haha told the kid about this potential development for solidarity and he’s like…”noooooo! 🙄” And *Feines shock*.
▶
🌶️ Can you deploy on Friday?
You should be able to say yes even if you can't.
https://buildkite.com/blog/applying-sre-principles-to-cicd
I am I live for 8 of 10 cats does countdown old.
Never change Shanghai Dumplings.
End of the week for me - a whisky sour with the liquid from my can of chickpeas instead of that gross egg-white. 💛🧡❤️
TIL American‘s call a pergola purr-gerr-lah, Aussies call it a per-goal-ar.
I’m so happy I got to hug my amazing kid who has grown so tall that I had to ask him to bend his knees! I spent an hour and a half having great conversation and laughs. He’s so very incredible and I’m so proud and also so so confused, disa…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
ruby.social
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 11 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.3× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~2.4% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Nerd and occasional sticky tape artist. Has big emotions, some weirdness and speaks fluent emoji, also a personal site with hardly any content: https://melk.dev
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