Logan Five Thousand

Mastodon @loganfive@beige.party

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Followers

4.1K

Account age

3 yrs

🧰 Free analysis for Logan Five Thousand

🕵️ Fake follower check 📊 Engagement rate 💰 What they charge

📊 Post engagement

Avg engagement / post

0.9%

Engagement vs followers

Mar 2023

On Mastodon since

🔥 Top post: Remember to be kind, you dickhead. · 152 likes + reposts

📊 Activity & format

Posting cadence

17 / week

Toots daily — consistently active for a campaign window.

Content mix

Mostly text

Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.

Follower / following

2.5×

Follows 1.6K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.

Recent posts

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🔥 Top post Remember to be kind, you dickhead. ★ 152

There are some people whose main joy in life is to be the person to update the death record of celebrity Wikipedia pages. ★ 15 It’s weird to wait to be taken to the waiting room. I’m in the wrong place for this! ★ 8 Can't hold lines pay for something like 1980s Sitcom music? That would be a huge improvement. ★ 23 Do you think Johnny 5 ever got enough input? ★ 6 At the end of this call you will have the opportunity to take a brief survey about your favorite dinosaur. ★ 86 For what it’s worth, I also think some of my posts don’t make any sense. ★ 30 One day there will be a religion based on U2 lyrics. ★ 30 I went on a vision quest.* *saw the optomotrist. ★ 83 Misery loves Three’s Company. ★ 10 This is one of those toots that still tickles me even though it didn’t go off the rails boosted. ★ 7 Has anyone seen Robot Dracula? And is it as amazing as it sounds? https://www.imdb.com/title/tt25384570/?ref_=mv_close ★ 4

🐘 Community & instance

Home server

beige.party

Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.

On Mastodon since

Mar 2023

An established account with real history on the platform.

💡 Facts

🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 3 years ago.

👁️Averages 38 views per post.

📤Posts about 17× per week.

🛡️ Audience credibility

66/100

Good Credibility score

89%

Real Real audience

Low Fake-follower risk

High Data confidence

Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
Engagement (~0.9% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
Established account (3+ years old).

Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.

💚 Brand affinity

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Brands Logan Five Thousand's audience is most likely to respond to — from detected sponsorships in this niche.

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About

I'm funny on Thursdays between 2pm and 5pm PST. Sometimes I pretend I’m Mark Ruffalo. Former sketch/improv person. I love #Taskmaster, #OnePunchMan, and #Boundless (the endurance race show). Pro LGBTQIA+, BLM, anything that involves not being an a-hole. I often toot late so select the notification bell if you don’t want to miss any of the 2am zingers. Pronouns: he/him/his (cis-het, married) #humor #humour #comedy #jokes #dadjokes #puns #writing #improv #standup #fedi22