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Happy to announce that I've joined ARM to work on KVM and core mm :)
Cherry when she sees your AI slop
The cheek of the CCP to say that in a country where effectively EVERYTHING is nationalised...!
And the fact they flood western markets with subsidised goods to kill rival companies and harm the west, including on steel makes this even more…
b4 review is pretty cool :)
Thanks @monsieuricon + contributors (I know @brauner contributed some patches also) !
Incredible happy birthday auto complete from facewank here
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"US wants Iran to pledge to stop shooting at ships in Strait of Hormuz"
Some saturday morning review because maintainership is pure pain and becoming a maintainer is an insane thing to do
(This sounds like some dumb humblebrag but it's genuinely not it's a humble-wtf-did-I-sign-myself-up-for)
"Vice-President JD Vance is among US officials expected to take part in negotiations"
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Correct usage of fable
Um sirs and madams, are you sure that's what the diagram shows??
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