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🔥 Top post: Brazil is so petty. #FIFA · 15 likes + reposts
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Brazil is so petty. #FIFA
When you have to train your replacement.
After the AI bubble pops, we should do a retro one like 80s comics or tulip bulbs.
(He said from the top of a mountain of 80s comics and tulip bulbs.)
Subway now has $5 6-inch subs. Shrinkflation has gone too far.
We might be living in a Black Mirror episode, but at least it's not the one with werewolves.
These dogs are literally surrounded by toys, but Nora only wants whichever one Ben is playing with.
If your video isn't breaking down the 61 best moments from the new Avengers trailer, why are you even posting this week?
Unless (spoiler warning) you count shooting an undercover cop in the gut as "speech."
It's hard to fail the Bechdel test harder than Reservoir Dogs. There's not a single line spoken by a woman in the entire film.
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Estimated- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.4% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
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