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Followers
5.5K
Account age
2 yrs
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📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Jul 27latest
16
Avg engagement / post
6–12
Typical post (engagement)
0.3%
Engagement vs followers
50/100
Variable reach
Feb 2024
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 6 and 12 likes + reposts (median 8) — reach is spiky, driven by the occasional post that pops.
🔥 Top post: The problem with sleeping is you eventually have to wake up · 59 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
37.3 / week
A very active account — posts many times a day.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.9×
Follows 6.2K back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Interesting little clip about harvesting lettuce. It's probably second nature to most people on here but for someone like me, it's brand new.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaELk7e9uuc
Whelp.. I'm a very bad person I guess. I lied, and now have to plead for help with at least $1800 in the next 48hrs.
I took the car to the shop despite not having the funds to cover it, because I didn't want to risk it being towed out of o…
Well, the good news is no payment up front is needed, but bad news is it is due as soon as service is completed which he thinks would be done by tomorrow afternoon.
I was not anticipating them having it done that quickly, which normally I…
I'm not sure how exactly I would manage to do this when I can't even handle the part-time hours I'm getting at my job now, let alone a full plate of schoolwork
It's taking every last ounce of willpower I can summon to escape my depression and executive paralysis long enough to even type this. Believe it or not, this post is far *less* self-deprecating than what I would really *like* to say.
*deep…
I'm a 45 year old, cisgender white male who works so hard he gets heat exhaustion pushing shopping carts in 100 degree weather, all for a lucrative $16/hr.
My hours at work continue to yo-yo; one week it's 30-32hrs and I think we're finall…
Okay, clearly I need to get some schooling or something because retail is killing my soul and I'm so very tired of needing to constantly beg
But what exactly is the meaning behind the song "Peaches" by Presidents of yada yada
I'm a huge fan of rotating vanes
We dabble in the beige arts here
"Pity, party of one, your table is ready.."
Me: "ahhh, you saved my favorite one by the window so I can gaze out at the sea of images of my horrifying past mistakes as I dine. Thank you, Gaston!"
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
beige.party
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Feb 2024
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2024 — 2 years ago.
👁️Averages 16 views per post.
📤Posts about 37.3× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated24/100
Low
Credibility score
48%
Low
Real audience
High
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 48% real, active audience · High fake-follower risk.
- Low engagement (~0.3% of followers engage each post) — a sign of an inflated or inactive audience.
- Follows 6.2K accounts — more than its own followers — a common follow-for-follow / bot pattern.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Former proprietor of now defunct misfittoys.social.
Parental guidance strongly suggested.
Purveyor of Splendiferously Abundant Profanity, Overflowing With an Effervescent Effluence of Ennui.
Superfluous Shitposter Extraordinaire, Master of Weltschmerz, and Brutal Banisher of Brevity.
#Cannabis #Democracy #DisposablePeople #Empathy #Equality #LGBTQ+ #MentalIllness #MutualAid #Puns
CAUTION: Prolific "woke" booster/poster; average *53* posts per day (as of 2026-08-20). You have been warned.
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