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Good morning lovelies x
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Had the most incredible time on my first ever solo holiday. Met some wonderful friends, had a little holiday romance, and just the right amount of chaos and mess.
After five years of not leaving the UK or being away I couldn’t have asked for a more perfect week.
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Have managed to achieve some deeply unaesthetic sunburn that is only possible due to my Irish ancestries ghostly skin and my own inability to apply suncream evenly.
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Butterfly gingers in bloom yet again #bloomposting
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Good morning lovelies x
I have a second big rat today #dogsofmastodon
Stumbled on this poem and thought I'd share with the gang..
"It Ends or It Doesn't" by Caitlyn Siehl
It ends or it doesn't.
That’s what you say. That’s
how you get through it.
The tunnel, the night,
the pain, the love.
It ends or it doesn'…
Having to deal with three lots of estate agents coming over to value the place I jointly own (to see if I need to sell or if I can afford to buy out the other owner).
Nothing quite like the dread of knowing you're about to be hard-sold to …
Best thing about the gym: sitting down between sets
Worst thing about the gym: actually doing exercise
That scene in the latest ep of Interview with the Vampire. Wow.
Had the most incredible time on my first ever solo holiday. Met some wonderful friends, had a little holiday romance, and just the right amount of chaos and mess.
After five years of not leaving the UK or being away I couldn’t have asked …
Have managed to achieve some deeply unaesthetic sunburn that is only possible due to my Irish ancestries ghostly skin and my own inability to apply suncream evenly.
Long day of travelling ahead of me today as I begin my solo holiday to Gran Canaria.
Butterfly gingers in bloom yet again #bloomposting
Having a cold in summer is simply humiliating. I am ashamed.
I think there’s a great value in thinking “am I adding anything right now” and “how much of the talking I’m doing” before unmuting. This guy clearly doesn’t do either.
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