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Account age
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Oh no, not Sam Neill. That one hurts. He was such an amazing talent, and he seemed to be a genuinely nice guy too.
He was one of those actors who would turn up everywhere, and when you saw him you knew you were in for a great and unique performance.
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The rabbits were nice and quiet tonight, their bonding is going well and they don't need constant attention now, so I was able to sneak in the first film from the new Jackie Chan's Breakout Hits 4K Blu Ray set;
Drunken Master II!
The 4K restoration is great!
I love this film, but I'd only ever se
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Florence is back to her usual playful and argumentative self today so I think the scare is over. Of course I'll continue the course of medication that she's on.
She was really in a bad way yesterday, I'm just glad I was home to intervene so quickly. Even though the bonding has been going well I thi
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We've been gradually giving Florence and Jinu more space as their bond grows. They've now free roaming almost the whole top floor of the house. Florence is glad to be getting back to normal, and Jinu is clearly loving having more space than he's ever had before.
It's been really nice to walk upstai
📊 Post engagement
7
Avg engagement / post
2.5%
Engagement vs followers
Apr 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Oh no, not Sam Neill. That one hurts. He was such an amazing tal · 36 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
4.2 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 0 text · 11 image · 1 video.
Follower / following
1.6×
Follows 172 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Oh no, not Sam Neill. That one hurts. He was such an amazing talent, and he seemed to be a genuinely nice guy too.
He was one of those actors who would turn up everywhere, and when you saw him you knew you were in for a great and unique performance.
Partners in crime.
We've been gradually giving Florence and Jinu more space as their bond grows. They've now free roaming almost the whole top floor of the house. Florence is glad to be getting back to normal, and Jinu is clearly loving having more space tha…
Last night we watched Thunderbolt, the first film in the Jackie Chan 4K box set that was new to me.
Not one of Jackie's strongest films but still fun. I haven't seen one but this is pretty much what I expected the Fast and Furious films t…
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Count Binface being interviewed on BBC Radio 4 Today.
A slight change of plans.
My plans for the evening.
I've only just got around to the next film in the new Jackie Chan 4K set, and it's a real classic:
Rumble in the Bronx!
Only my second time watching the Hong Kong cut...and my first time seeing it in better than potato quality. The 4K re…
Florence is back to her usual playful and argumentative self today so I think the scare is over. Of course I'll continue the course of medication that she's on.
She was really in a bad way yesterday, I'm just glad I was home to intervene …
I've reached "Eye of the Beholder" in my Highlander The Series rewatch...I always thought it was a missed opportunity to not have Nigel Terry fight with Excalibur.
The rabbits were nice and quiet tonight, their bonding is going well and they don't need constant attention now, so I was able to sneak in the first film from the new Jackie Chan's Breakout Hits 4K Blu Ray set;
Drunken Master II!
The 4K …
The rabbits have been together in their semi neutral space now for over 24 hours with no serious incidents! Still the occasional grumpy nip from Florence but only one time over night where I had to step in to stop something escalating. A s…
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Home server
mas.to
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Apr 2022
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 4 years ago.
👁️Averages 7 views per post.
📤Posts about 4.2× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~2.5% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (4+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
He/Him. A programmer with thespian leanings. I have a love of laserdiscs and physical media in general. Expect lots of rabbits, nerdiness, video editing, and unhealthy levels of Highlander 2.
LGBTQ+ welcome. Fascists not.
No I will not "just" use Linux!
Program material is recorded on the other side of this disc! ○ 片面ディスクです。うらがえしてお楽しみください。
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