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I’ve become the sort of Mastodon user who exclusively scrolls the feed liking/boosting toots.
I don’t know where my reticence to engage proactively with Social Media came from (though I can probably guess 😂), especially as this is technically an account for my show 🤣
I’ve made the decision today to share my work with you all!
My most recent episode of “Mageslayers!” is out and… well… I’m proud o
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Where else would the messiah return... but a Job Centre in Northern England... 🤣
Alien Robot Space Jesus From The Future is a surreal and irreverent sci-fi comedy about a well-meaning but bewildered time-travelling saviour who arrives on Earth hoping to fix humanity, only to be met with indifference, bureaucracy, and a media circus.
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What do Steven Ogg, Rory Culkin and I all have in common?
We're all in **THE DOPE SHOW **together
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First two episodes dropped this week and they are *trippy!!!!* make sure you listen with headphones and aren't driving!
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I’ve become the sort of Mastodon user who exclusively scrolls the feed liking/boosting toots.
I don’t know where my reticence to engage proactively with Social Media came from (though I can probably guess 😂), especially as this is technically an account for my show 🤣
I’ve made…
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No Return — Series Trailer.
A darkly comic British fantasy audio drama.
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https://wireland.lol
What do Steven Ogg, Rory Culkin and I all have in common?
We're all in **THE DOPE SHOW **together
https://wireland.lol/
First two episodes dropped this week and they are *trippy!!!!* make sure you listen with headphones and aren't driving!
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When subtlety fails, invent a wrestling persona and pray the guard is stupid.
8: Mageslayers: Wait… What Do They Call It Here?!
Out Now!
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“Kill the chieftain. Mind-control the chieftain. Or fuck the chieftain. A perfectly normal heist discussion.”
8: Mageslayers: Wait… What Do They Call It Here?!
Coming Wednesday 17 December 2025, 00:01 (GMT)
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Dear strangers on the Internet… did you know that your screams into the void sound conspicuously like unsolicited advice. Whilst the void takes little interest in your screams and pays little heed to your advice…. Some of us are trying to …
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Episode 6 of Mageslayers! is here.
Addison and Nanda try to tie off the loose ends from their less than noble "Reach Arc" but it appears that most of the cast are working off the wrong script.
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I’m doing a stream ~~tonight~~ Tomorrow morning (00:30 GMT) with the brilliant folks over at The Majestic Goose Network!
We’re playing Delta Green for their Meme of The Week series!
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Where else would the messiah return... but a Job Centre in Northern England... 🤣
Alien Robot Space Jesus From The Future is a surreal and irreverent sci-fi comedy about a well-meaning but bewildered time-travelling saviour who arrives on …
TLDR: Seeking feedback on Fantasy Political Drama story!
So! Over the next 6 weeks I am releasing the Pilot episodes of a story called ‘The Kingdom of Lern’.
What I am doing with this story is exploring my (poorly repressed) instincts for …
Been working from home this week.
And what a difference that extra hour and a half in bed is making.
I don’t know how I will go back 🤣
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