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Followers
101
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
Estimated from audience size & typical reach — every deal is negotiable and held in SocialDB escrow.
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📊 Post engagement
2
Avg engagement / post
2%
Engagement vs followers
Dec 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Daaaamn. I expected the Suns to make a move...I didn't expect th · 3 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.13 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 12 text · 0 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.3×
Follows 297 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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Seeing (some) Democrats justify lying about election fraud is infuriating. I guess we're the party of truth and democracy, unless lies are the easier way to win power? Fuck that bullshit and fuck anyone who thinks that way. Someday you'll …
So I bought a ticket to a Diamondbacks game yesterday on Stubhub. Ticket: $18. Total fees to buy that ticket: $16. WTF is that shit? (In retrospect- I should have looked elsewhere)
Thing is, I went to two Giants games recently when I was i…
Anyone else seeing the BS anti-Harris ad currently running on Youtube? Holy shit, she's dancing! In a Hawaiian shirt!! She's obviously an open borders globalist commie! /s 🙄
P.S. Yo, Big Data. You guys need to step your snooping game up. …
I get a bad feeling when I see JD Vance referred to as 'Couchy McCouchface' or something to that effect. We are all aware that he did not, in fact, write about intimate couch relations in 'Hillbilly Elegy', yes? I repeat: DID NOT. Stick to…
A few thoughts on Biden dropping out:
1. !!!!!! "You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it."
2. I for one, am beyond relieved. If Sherrod Brown and Tester are saying you need to GTFO, you need to GTFO. Simple as that. Listen to the…
Now THAT was Suns basketball tonight! It's on, Clippers. This could be a great series right here. I still think Monty should've stayed with Okogie in the starting lineup, but a win's a win. One down, fifteen to go. #suns #clippers #nba #Ra…
Another year, another Oscars I didn't watch a second of live. I would've totally forgotten it was on if I hadn't seen it trending on Twitter. Hope they weren't counting on The Slap bringing in the elder millennial gamer dorks
The lesson I take from the Coyotes this season: if a hockey team can't play a full sixty minutes, they should be opportunistic as hell. And have rock solid goaltending. Sooo many games the Yotes had no business getting points in (yesterday…
Three starters with 20+ points for the Suns? That'll get the job done. Ok, this was against Chicago. Ok, Josh Okogie won't score 25 most nights. Still looking like a quality starting five right here. This team could make the playoffs real …
Rock solid Suns debut for Kevin Durant tonight! Shot looked good and a nice all-around effort. Very promising start for this lineup, outside of CP3's barrel of bricks. Oh, and that Booker guy made a play or two as well. Exciting times for …
Holy shit, a Coyotes road win. First one since Nov. 23! (If you can't guess, they're baaad.) Last two road games were OT losses, great to see them seal the deal this time. Hat tip to Crouse's two goals and Vejmelka locking down the net. #n…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
toot.io
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
On Mastodon since
Dec 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~2.0% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
💚 Brand affinity
EstimatedBrands kerplunk's audience is most likely to respond to — from detected sponsorships in this niche.
About
Millennial gamer guy and center-left atheist. Suns/Cards/Dbacks/Anaheim Ducks. Election denial is loser talk when the GOP does it, and loser talk when Democrats do it. My original toots are few and mediocre. Money can't give what the truth takes away- Soundgarden 🌵🇺🇸🇦🇺
🔀 Audience overlap
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