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🔥 Top post: Ich habe diese Schiebelehre jetzt ca. 2 Jahre und entdecke heute · 3 likes + reposts
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Ich habe diese Schiebelehre jetzt ca. 2 Jahre und entdecke heute, weil sich etwas ablöst, dass da die Anweisung fürs Vorbohren metrischer Schrauben und Gewinde drauf steht. Brauche ich öfter mal und musste dann immer lange suchen. *Genau diese* löst sich nun ab. Aaaaaaaargh!
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https://youtu.be/48x1VGYXWCY
Verdammt, sorry, "Einheitspreis" ist ein Ausdruck vom Bau, nicht aus dem Sozialismus: Es geht um den "Preis je Einheit", entweder 100g oder 1kg.
Das wurde auch mal mit 200g-Stücken Butter versucht - der Betrug war wohl so offensichtlich, dass er sich nicht mal beim kurzsichtigen deutschen Verbraucher durchgesetzt hat.
Mein Favorit ist aber die Packung mit 38 (!) Streichhölzern 😃
Ganz oben auf die Mogelpackungsliste gehört ja das 80g-Wurstgebinde: Der Verbraucher darf umgotteswillen! nicht einfach vergleichen können!
"Aber der Einheitspreis muss doch drunter stehen!" Genau, müsste, ganz klein, irgendwo, man muss ih…
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Estimated- Est. 89% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~1.7% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Established account (3+ years old).
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