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Followers
400
Account age
1 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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Known for
920 views
What the actual fuck? How do you leave Twitter and then decide, oh, actually, I like the fascism?
29 views
First-ever homegrown peaches!
https://kdwarn.net/gardening/blog/271
#gardening #BackyardOrchard #peach
6 views
First mostly ripe homegrown tomato of the year! (With a little cheating - picked some green a couple weeks ago and put them in a sealed platic bag to hasten the ripening.)
#gardening
1 views
Consume! Spectate!
📊 Post engagement
Recent posts · likes + reposts
Jul 6latest
97
Avg engagement / post
2–6
Typical post (engagement)
24.3%
Engagement vs followers
0/100
Spiky reach
Apr 2025
On Mastodon since
Half of recent posts land between 2 and 6 likes + reposts (median 4) — reach is spiky, driven by the occasional post that pops.
🔥 Top post: What the actual fuck? How do you leave Twitter and then decide, · 920 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
3.3 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 8 text · 4 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.9×
Follows 454 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
What the actual fuck? How do you leave Twitter and then decide, oh, actually, I like the fascism?
Happy "this deployment has wasted all my time" week to those who celebrate.
RE: https://scholar.social/@gedankenstuecke/116972420410253859
If Ronacher is against it, you know it’s good. Fuck that guy.
First-ever homegrown peaches!
https://kdwarn.net/gardening/blog/271
#gardening #BackyardOrchard #peach
First mostly ripe homegrown tomato of the year! (With a little cheating - picked some green a couple weeks ago and put them in a sealed platic bag to hasten the ripening.)
#gardening
Version 2.17.0 of taskfinder is now available.
Changes from previous version:
Added:
- PageDown/PageUp in tasks mode: scroll 20 tasks at a time. Thanks @vidyasagar !
Changed:
- The controls in the Controls block in Files and Tasks mode…
Consume! Spectate!
RE: https://mastodon.social/@benroyce/116897541860639266
How you do not convince people to do anything…
RE: https://mastodon.social/@sundogplanets/116893585501841073
Can’t wait for future generations to ask, “What the fuck were these absolute morons smoking?”
When you're proud to be the baddies (the "our history" section where they unsuccessfully battled against cooperative housing for returning WWII veterans): https://www.rydal-meadowbrook.org/who-we-are
Good morning, I'm very pleased to announce the latest version of pgtui, 0.16.0!
pgtui is a Postgres TUI client that handles basic CRUD operations, utilizing your terminal editor for inserts and updates.
This one adds the ability to scroll …
FFS what do you have to do to not see posts by someone you’ve blocked or muted when they use a hashtag you follow? Because blocking or muting doesn’t seem to work.
First-ever homegrown peaches!
https://kdwarn.net/gardening/blog/271
#gardening #BackyardOrchard #peach
First mostly ripe homegrown tomato of the year! (With a little cheating - picked some green a couple weeks ago and put them in a sealed platic bag to hasten the ripening.)
#gardening
Version 2.17.0 of taskfinder is now available.
Changes from previous version:
Added:
- PageDown/PageUp in tasks mode: scroll 20 tasks at a time. Thanks @vidyasagar !
Changed:
- The controls in the Controls block in Files and Tasks mode…
Consume! Spectate!
RE: https://mastodon.social/@benroyce/116897541860639266
How you do not convince people to do anything…
RE: https://mastodon.social/@sundogplanets/116893585501841073
Can’t wait for future generations to ask, “What the fuck were these absolute morons smoking?”
When you're proud to be the baddies (the "our history" section where they unsuccessfully battled against cooperative housing for returning WWII veterans): https://www.rydal-meadowbrook.org/who-we-are
Good morning, I'm very pleased to announce the latest version of pgtui, 0.16.0!
pgtui is a Postgres TUI client that handles basic CRUD operations, utilizing your terminal editor for inserts and updates.
This one adds the ability to scroll …
FFS what do you have to do to not see posts by someone you’ve blocked or muted when they use a hashtag you follow? Because blocking or muting doesn’t seem to work.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
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Verified link
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On Mastodon since
Apr 2025
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2025 — 1 year ago.
👁️Averages 97 views per post.
📤Posts about 3.3× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated84/100
Excellent
Credibility score
95%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 95% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~0.2× of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Verified account.
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
I'm a vegan, tree lover, and father of the most adorable little girl in the world. I live in southeastern Pennsylvania (USDA zone 7b) & post a fair bit about gardening. I've been called "surprisingly handy" (by my spouse).
I'm also a software developer (learning Zig since Rust has gone to slop) and have been a Linux user for quite some time.
Your head is better than the environment-destroying bullshit plagiarism machines created by techno-fascists. Use it.
#NoAI
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